The Lanchester traditionBradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
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The Lanchester tradition
Bradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction
As Messrs. Rankin and Grady were both Cambridge men, the pleasantry
fell flat, and there was an awkward silence, till Mr. Tipham, lifting
his eyebrows again, said in his most condescending manner:
“Ought one to be amused?”
And, though Mr. Bent tried to look unconcerned, everybody realised
that he had been rapped rather smartly over the knuckles. After this
unfortunate incident there was a general feeling of constraint, which
lasted through the rest of dinner. But when Mr. Chase had withdrawn to
read prayers to his house, and cigars had been lit in the sitting-room,
Mr. Tipham unbent once more and became enthusiastic over the merits
of the post-impressionists--the dazzling designs of Van Googlen, the
superb greens of le Beaupère, and the masterly way in which Grummer
painted flesh with one stroke of a glue-brush.
“I don’t count him amongst the greatest masters,” said Mr. Bent, who
had recovered his equanimity, “because he can’t paint pimples.”
“Perhaps,” replied Mr. Tipham loftily, “you have never seen his ‘Lepers
bathing.’”
“No, I haven’t,” said Mr. Bent warmly, “and I can’t say that I want to.”
“But, in that case,” remarked Mr. Tipham, “you are hardly in a position
to judge, are you?”
Soon after ten, Messrs. Bent, Rankin, and Grady rose to go. Their host
escorted them to the door with rather a wan look, for Mr. Tipham,
instead of following their example, had just lit a fresh cigarette and
dropped into the easy-chair vacated by Mr. Bent.
“Conceited idiot!” said Mr. Bent, when the three men were in the street.
“He has a lot to learn about boys,” added Mr. Grady, with a shake of
his head.
“Wants a good scrubbing with soap and water, inside and out,” growled
Mr. Rankin. “But,” he added, afterwards, privately to Mr. Grady, “old
Bent didn’t get much change out of him.”
As for Mr. Tipham, he continued to smoke cigarettes and instruct his
host in the first principles of art till well after midnight.
Among the boys Mr. Tipham was generally regarded as a freak, and his
nickname, “The Super-tramp,” could hardly be regarded as flattering.
But he had his disciples. Mind at Chiltern was held in little esteem,
and, where it existed, uncongenial surroundings were apt to turn it
sour. There were generally a few boys in the highest forms (for the
most part boys of inferior physique and precocious interests) who were
always in a state of latent revolt against a system which left them out
of account. They repaid contempt with scorn, and the scorn was all the
bitterer because it seldom dared to express itself in words and had to
ferment inwardly.
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