The Lanchester traditionBradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
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The Lanchester tradition
Bradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction
When Mr. Chowdler’s house was competing for laurels, Mr. Chowdler
himself walked excitedly up and down the touch-line with a flushed face
and protruding eyes, shouting, in a voice that dominated all others,
instructions to his boys, such as, “Pass, Percy, pass! Feet, feet,
Gerald! Shoot, Basil, shoot, can’t you! Stick to it! Good lads all!
Well _played_, Harry! Well played, sir!” For Mr. Chowdler always spoke
to, and of, his boys by their Christian names. As a sort of tribal god,
inspiring his children to deeds of valour, Mr. Chowdler was invaluable;
but as a coach he had his limitations. For he had been brought up on
the Rugby game and was never accepted as an authority on Chiltern
football. Consequently his instructions were invariably ignored by the
players. But he continued to shout them in perfect good faith, and they
were regarded as an inevitable, if irrelevant, feature of the game.
Mr. Chowdler was in a good temper, for his house was winning easily,
and Mr. Chowdler liked to win easily. An enthusiast for all forms of
manly sport, he belonged to that particular brand of good sportsmen
who find it easier to be chivalrous to a vanquished foe than fair to
a victorious one. Accordingly, on the comparatively rare occasions on
which his house was beaten, Mr. Chowdler always suspected the referee
of partiality and his opponents of rough play; and, being an outspoken
man, he did not keep his suspicions to himself. His own boys, less
sensitive perhaps on the point of honour than their housemaster,
sometimes regretted these outbursts, which did not add to the
popularity of the house.
But on the present occasion all was going well and Mr. Chowdler’s
temper was unruffled. The Chaseites (late Coxites) were only serving as
a “sullen ground” to show off the “bright metal” of their adversaries.
So when he caught sight of Mr. Flaggon approaching, he left his post of
observation on the touch-line and went to meet him.
He was, indeed, feeling unusually well-disposed towards the new
headmaster, for there had been a momentary rapprochement between the
two men. Two days before, Mr. Chowdler had detected a boy in his Form
cribbing--an offence about which he felt very strongly--and, acting on
his advice, Mr. Flaggon had flogged the culprit; thus reverting to an
old tradition which in the last seven years of Dr. Gussy’s reign had
become obsolete. With a clear lead of two goals his “lads” could safely
be left to their own devices for a few minutes, and it would be good
for the new man to see the Chiltern game played in the true Chiltern
spirit and interpreted by one who was able to explain its ethical
value. For, after all, there _might_ be possibilities in the “empty
one,” and, rightly handled, he seemed not incapable of being taught.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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