The Lanchester traditionBradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
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The Lanchester tradition
Bradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction
But already Mr. Chowdler was far away. He had caught sight of Mr.
Trimble’s retreating figure, and was hurrying after him with the
chivalrous intention of pouring balm into smarting wounds. Mr. Trimble
was, indeed, making off as fast as he could, in the hope of avoiding an
application of this particular balm, which he had sampled on previous
occasions and which had always disagreed with him. His nerves were
tingling, and he was conscious of a feeling of suppressed irritation
which, he knew, would give him a broken night and spoil life for
several days. Suddenly, a heavy woollen glove descended on to his
shoulder and a manly voice panted in his ear:
“Condolences, poor old boy, condolences! My turn to-day, yours,
perhaps, to-morrow!”
“Hullo!” said Mr. Trimble, turning round and shuddering slightly
under the caress. “Is that you, Chowdler? I was looking for you;
congratulations.”
“Ta,” said Mr. Chowdler, without removing his hand. “Ta. We were a
bit too good for you, but you put up a tip-top fight. I’m afraid your
lot are a bit done up; it always tells hardest on the beaten side. I
expect my own lads have had very nearly as much as they wanted. But
_what_ a game!”
It is much easier to congratulate a successful rival warmly than to
receive his condolences gratefully; and Mr. Trimble’s vexation pierced
through his reply.
“It was indeed,” he replied; “the worst exhibition I’ve ever seen in
a Cock-house match! On to-day’s form any ordinarily respectable side
ought to have whopped you, but my lot were simply beneath contempt:
they didn’t deserve to win. Plenty of spirit, of course: one expects
that; but _the_ very worst football I’ve ever seen in Colonus.”
Mr. Chowdler withdrew his hand and the balm with it. As he said
afterwards to his wife, poor old Trimble never could take a beating.
To Mr. Chowdler the victory did not mean merely that his boys, by
superior luck or skill, had scored one goal more than the boys of
another house. It meant, somehow, that the Lanchester tradition had
been vindicated; that all that was best and noblest in the place, all
that made the past glorious and the present fruitful, had, in the face
of tremendous odds, asserted itself in a supreme and convincing manner.
He was glad that his house had taken the field with two of their best
players away, glad that le Willow had sprained his ankle and that the
referee had been flagrantly unfair. All things had worked together for
good, and misfortunes which looked like irretrievable disasters had
only served to enhance the moral sublimity of the victory. “God’s in
his Heaven, all’s right with the world.”
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