The Lanchester traditionBradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
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The Lanchester tradition
Bradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction
Compromise is an essential feature of the English character, and long
hours of enervating discussion, in a stuffy room on a July afternoon,
are favourable to its rapid growth. The Council was exhausted, and Mr.
Flaggon had some striking testimonials. His orders were a sop to the
Bishop, and his reputed unorthodoxy appealed to the lay party. So, at
the eleventh hour, Mr. Flaggon was called into the Council Chamber.
His appearance was satisfactory, and his answers to a few questions
that were put to him by the Chairman and the Bishop gave no offence.
He seemed a providential way out of an impossible situation, and
withdrew, at the end of the interview, amidst encouraging smiles. Five
minutes later, to the chagrin of his rivals and his own surprise, he
was invited once more into the Council Chamber and informed that he was
headmaster elect of Chiltern. After which the Chairman left hurriedly
to catch his train.
At Chiltern the triumph of Guthridge was awaited with quiet confidence.
Nobody, except Dr. Gussy, believed that the Council would dare to
disregard the explicit wishes of the masters and the personal claims of
the only Old Chilternian who was standing--the one man, in fact, who
was qualified to carry on, intact, the great Lanchester tradition. So,
when the astonishing news came through that Flaggon, and not Guthridge,
was the man, it was received at first with blank incredulity, followed
immediately afterwards by a burst of passionate resentment. Who was
Flaggon, what was Flaggon, who had ever heard or dreamed of Flaggon?
The masters were seen talking and gesticulating in excited groups in
the great quadrangle.
“It’s an insult,” cried Mr. Pounderly, shaking his clenched fist, “a
deliberate insult, aimed at the whole staff. I say a deliberate insult!”
“On the contrary,” said Mr. Bent the cynic (every staff possesses a
cynic), “it’s merely another instance of the ironic humour for which
the Council is famous.” Mr. Cox, the Nestor of Chiltern, shook his head
sadly from side to side with a far-away look in his eyes; Mr. Black,
the senior mathematician, was for petitioning the Council, at once, to
revoke its decision; and when Mr. Chase, the moderate man (every staff
possesses at least one moderate who reads the _Spectator_), expressed
a timid hope that the newcomer would be given a fair chance, he was
within an ace of being lynched. Even the school porter, a man of solemn
demeanour and grave reticence, expressed the opinion that the choice
was “hominous.”
As for Dr. Gussy, who, without committing himself publicly, had worked
hard for Dr. Lawrence in private, he was completely prostrated by the
blow. Scarcely could he bring himself to make the official announcement
to the school in the Great Hall; and, when he did so, it was with the
voice and gestures of the Roman prætor announcing after Thrasymene,
“We have lost a great battle.” For several days he affected to regard
himself as superseded, set aside, and sulked like Achilles in his tent.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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