Challenger, Professor (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Spiritualism -- Fiction
The article by the Joint Commissioners (such was their glorious title)
aroused interest and contention. It had been accompanied by a
depreciating leaderette from the sub-editor which was meant to calm the
susceptibilities of his orthodox readers, as who should say; “These
things have to be noticed and seem to be true, but of course you and I
recognise how pestilential it all is.” Malone found himself at once
plunged into a huge correspondence, for and against, which in itself was
enough to show how vitally the question was in the minds of men. All the
previous articles had only elicited a growl here or there from a
hide-bound Catholic or from an iron-clad Evangelical, but now his
post-bag was full. Most of them were ridiculing the idea that psychic
forces existed and many were from writers who, whatever they might know
of psychic forces, had obviously not yet learned to spell. The
Spiritualists were in many cases not more pleased than the others, for
Malone had--even while his account was true--exercised a journalist’s
privilege of laying an accent on the more humorous sides of it.
One morning in the succeeding week Mr. Malone was aware of a large
presence in the small room wherein he did his work at the office. A
page-boy, who preceded the stout visitor, had laid a card on the corner
of the table which bore the legend ‘James Bolsover, Provision Merchant,
High Street, Hammersmith.’ It was none other than the genial president
of last Sunday’s congregation. He wagged a paper accusingly at Malone,
but his good-humoured face was wreathed in smiles.
“Well, well,” said he. “I told you that the funny side would get you.”
“Don’t you think it a fair account?”
“Well, yes, Mr. Malone, I think you and the young woman have done your
best for us. But, of course, you know nothing and it all seems queer to
you. Come to think of it, it would be a deal queerer if all the clever
men who leave this earth could not among them find some way of getting a
word back to us.”
“But it’s such a stupid word sometimes.”
“Well, there are a lot of stupid people leave the world. They don’t
change. And then, you know, one never knows what sort of message is
needed. We had a clergyman in to see Mrs. Debbs yesterday. He was
broken-hearted because he had lost his daughter. Mrs. Debbs got several
messages through that she was happy and that only his grief hurt her.
‘That’s no use,’ said he. ‘Anyone could say that. That’s not my girl.’
And then suddenly she said: ‘But I wish to goodness you would not wear a
Roman collar with a coloured shirt.’ That sounded a trivial message, but
the man began to cry. ‘That’s her,’ he sobbed. ‘She was always chipping
me about my collars.’ It’s the little things that count in this
life--just the homely, intimate things, Mr. Malone.”
Malone shook his head.
“Anyone would remark on a coloured shirt and a clerical collar.”
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