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And now I must tell you my own little news. Beelzebub has
taken a worse devil to himself, so that I am likely to be
trodden down into the very middle of the pit. I choose to
tell you because I won't have you think that I have ever
kept anything secret from you. If I describe the roars of
Mrs. Beelzebub to you, and her red claws, and her forky
tongue, and her fiery tail, it is not because I like her
as a subject of poetry, but because this special subject
comes uppermost; and you shall never say to me, why didn't
you tell me when you were introduced to Beelzebub's wife?
and assert, as men are apt to do, that you would not
have allowed me to make her acquaintance. Mrs. Beelzebub
appears on the stage as belonging to Mahomet but how they
have mixed it all up together among themselves, I do not
quite know. I do not think that they're in love with one
another, because she is not jealous of me. She is Madame
Socani in the plot, and a genuine American from New York;
but she can sing; she has a delicious soprano voice, soft
and powerful; but she has also a temper and temperament
such as no woman, nor yet no devil, ought to possess. Of
Monsieur Socani, or Signor Socani, or Herr Socani, I never
yet heard. But such men do not always make themselves
troublesome. I have to sing with her, and a woman you may
say would not be troublesome, but she and Mahomet between
them consider themselves competent to get me under their
thumb. I don't intend to be under their thumb. I intend
to be under nobody's thumb but yours; and the sooner the
better. Now you know all about it; but as you shall value
the first squeeze which you shall get when you do come,
don't come till your coming has been properly settled.
Then there was a fourth letter in which she described her troubles,
still humorously, and with some attempt at absolute comedy. But she
certainly wrote with a purpose of making him understand that she was
subjected to very considerable annoyance. She was still determined
not to call upon him for assistance; and she warned him that any
assistance whatever would be out of his power. A lover on the scene,
who could not declare his purpose of speedy marriage, would be worse
than useless. All that she saw plainly,--or at any rate declared that
she saw plainly, though she was altogether unable to explain it to
Frank Jones.
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