Ireland -- Fiction; Land League (Ireland) -- Fiction; Land tenure -- Fiction; Political fiction
Mrs. Beelzebub is certainly the queen of the devils. I
remember when you read "Paradise Lost" to us at Morony
Castle, which I thought very dull. Milton arranged the
ranks in Pandemonium differently; but there has been a
revolution since that, and Mrs. Beelzebub has everything
just as she pleases. I am beginning to pity Mahomet, and
pity, they say, is akin to love. She urges him,--well,
just to make love to me. What reason there is between
them I don't know, but I am sure she wants him to get me
altogether into his hands. I'm not sure but what she is
Mahomet's own wife. This is a horrid kettle of fish, as
you will see. But I think I'll turn out to be head cook
yet. If God does not walk atop of the devils what's the
use of running straight? But I am sure he will, and the
more so because there is in truth no temptation.
She told me the other day to my face, that I was a fool.
"I know I am," said I demurely, "but why?" Then she came
out with her demand. It was very simple, and did not in
truth amount to much. I was to become just--mistress to
Mr. Moss.
Frank Jones, when he read this, crushed the paper up in his hand and
went upstairs to his bedroom, determined to pack up immediately.
But before he had progressed far, he got out the letter and read the
remainder.
"You," I said, "are an intimate acquaintance of Mr. Moss."
"I am his particular friend," she said, with that peculiar
New York aping of a foreign accent, which is the language
that was, I am sure, generally used by the devils.
"Ask him, with my best compliments," I said, "whether he
remembers the blow I hit him in the face. Tell him I can
hit much harder than that; tell him that he will never
find me unprepared, for a moment."
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