The Landloper: The Romance of a Man on FootDay, Holman
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The Landloper: The Romance of a Man on Foot
Day, Holman
Political corruption -- Fiction; Water-supply -- Fiction
“It's too bad you don't know more about the law, then. I have neither
solicited alms, trespassed on private property, begged food, nor
committed crime in your little kingdom, my good and great three-tailed
bashaw. Here is a coin to clear the law.” He exhibited a silver piece.
“I am sorry I cannot remain here and help you mend your ways--they seem
to need it!”
He went on past the sullen gang of pick and shovel, treading the middle
of the broad turnpike.
“Ain't that a tramp?” asked one of the guards.
“I don't know what he is,” confessed the farmer.
The man who called himself Farr turned a corner and came upon the same
automobile which had overtaken and passed him, contemptuously kicking
its dust over him, a few minutes before he arrived at the farmer's
fence.
A rear tire was flat and a young man who was smartly attired in gray
was smacking gloved hands together and cursing the lumps of a
jail-bird-built road and the guilty negligence of a garage-man who had
forgotten to put a lift-jack back into the kit. Two women stood beside
the car and looked upon the young man's helplessness.
“Enter tortoise, second scene of the ancient drama, 'The Tortoise and
the Hare,'” Walter Farr informed himself.
His amused brown eyes noted the young man was obviously flabby.
“Here, you! Help me prop up this axle,” commanded the charioteer.
“You do not need help,” suggested Farr. “You need somebody who can do
the whole job.”
The glance he gave the young man, up and down, conveyed his full
meaning.
“Well, I must say that's saucy talk from a hobo,” declared one of the
women.
“Mother!” warned the third member of the party.
Farr turned his cynical gaze from the older woman to the younger--from
the bleached hair and rouged lips to a fresh, pure, and vivid
loveliness. He saw her profile once more.
“No one has remembered to say 'please' yet,” the girl informed him,
meeting his gaze. “I say it, sir!”
He bowed and went straight to the roadside and picked up a bit of plank
on which his searching eyes rested.
He gave it into the gloved hands of the car's owner, he slipped off his
own sun-faded coat and rolled the sleeves of his flannel shirt above
his elbows, and then, with shoulder thrusting up; and arms straining,
he heaved the car high enough so that the flabby gentleman could set the
prop under the axle. And when the gentleman began to dust his gloves and
to search for spots on his gray immaculateness, Farr dug tools from the
box and proceeded to the work of replacing the tire.
The girl stood near him and regarded him with interest. He looked up
when he had the opportunity and found her eyes studying him. She was
entirely frank in her gaze. There was nothing in her eyes except the
earnestness of a scrutiny which was satisfying curiosity.
When the work was done the owner offered money.
Farr refused with curt decisiveness.
“Well, have a drink?” invited the debtor.
“I do not use liquor.”
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