A plump and hairy fist smote the table and the glasses jingled. "Don't
fool yourselves, you young fellows," advised the bald gentleman, in a
curious gusty voice. "I've been all through it, clean to the retired
list," with a wicked wink, "and I know, that's all. You've got to work
harder this year than you did the first; you've got to a point where
there ain't no layin' down for you if you want to keep on fodderin'.
'Cause why? 'Cause they're on, or think they are, and they're gettin'
uneasy. You think everything's lovely, do you? Well, take a little
advice from the old man that's now on the sideline, and aim to get busy
from now on."
He again swabbed his illimitable brow, peering cunningly at them with
wicked little eyes that gleamed unpleasantly on either side of a
bulbous, crimsoned nose, while he chewed complacently at a black cigar.
In common with the rest of the small company he was in his
shirt-sleeves, for it was very hot. A mere ghost of a breeze stole in
through the window screen, against which foiled moths, attracted by the
light within, bumped in vain. A white-aproned waiter, summoned by an
electric bell, entered, removed the empty glasses and received a fresh
order. With his departure the bald gentleman was again heard from.
"Well," he snorted aggressively, "what's eatin' you? Don't you believe
me?"
"Why," drawled a lank, middle-aged gentleman with a generally
unsophisticated look that increased the efficiency of his talents for
the peculiar use to which he devoted them; "I suppose it's safe to be on
the safe side, but there's no use in borrowin' trouble any more than you
have to. Everything looks smooth to me."
"Pals," remarked the bald gentleman impressively, "remember this. The
only way to stave off the foreclosure is to keep borrowin', and it's the
smoothest whisky that gives you the rockiest head the next morning.
'Cause why? 'Cause you get enthused and hit it up too hard. Now that's
where our danger flag's out. We've found this an easy town, we've worked
it for all it's worth, puttin' it in plain English; the reformers ain't
never woke up and you're takin' the attitude that they never will. Boys,
it's a mistake. They do, sometimes. You don't want to plan on no sleepy
campaign, if you'll take it from a sideliner that's 'retired' but
wishes you well."
"That's all very well, Alderman." said a plump, moon-faced fellow across
the table, "but we've had these scares before and they've been for
nothing. Two years ago Fusion thought it had us beat and we was afraid
it was going to turn the trick. Remember the vote? Why, we got the laugh
from our own men. We needn't have hustled ourselves. It was a dead
open-and-shut."
"It's because the town don't believe half it hears," interpolated the
lank gentleman. "I'll say this, that the old man--drink to him,
boys!--is the best organizer in this country today, and he leaves the
blindest trail. They can't bring anything home, not while we're in
control."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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