"No," assented Shaughnessy, "that's no lie. It's going to rain votes
this fall and we've got to get busy in mortgaging the majority of 'em.
If we don't, we get caught napping, that's all, and it's us to the
woods. I needn't tell you, of course, that as late as a year ago we
could have defied 'em to put the hooks on us, even if they'd got a
look-in at the polls. We had things tied up so they couldn't have
touched us; we could have stayed right on. But there've been some bad
mistakes made; some instructions exceeded and some things we couldn't
help, being forced into 'em. Truth is, boys, that if through any chance
we're done up in this coming election, we're caught right out in the
open with a wagonload of goods, and there's no time to hide 'em. That's
the situation we're facing and it's one that calls for cutting out sleep
till after election day."
"Well, we've done it before," remarked Willie Shute, the moon-faced
gentleman, as he pressed the button for another round of drinks. "What
the devil is sleep, anyway? Waste of time."
"It's a waste of time in politics," assented the leader, "unless you
want to wake up to find you've been buried alive with no air tube."
Willie Shute, following the laughter which greeted this grisly
pleasantry, was discovered looking about him with vague apprehension.
"Thought I heard someone snickerin'," he explained. "Before we did."
Peterson glanced significantly at Shute's whisky glass. "Preliminary to
the main event," he commented. "Saw off, or you'll be hearing bands of
music in the morning."
Shaughnessy leaned forward upon the table. "Well, let's get down to
business," he remarked. "Let's talk things over, look at all we've got
to buck against and plan to buck it in the good old way. Give us another
whack at this and in the next two years we'll be ready to retire with a
trail blinder than an eyeless fish in the Mammoth Cave. But it would be
all day with us to lose just now; we can't afford it. In some ways we're
better fixed for the fight than we've been before. We own one newspaper
body and soul, though we're not advertising it. We've practically
clinched another of 'em, there's a couple that don't count anyway, and
then, there's that damned Courier."
"What figure does it cut?" sneered Goldberg. "What do you care? You've
got good organs of your own."
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