"And I have," Hatcher said. "It's all right now. I'll rush a couple of
UN Deputies over there with special orders right now!"
"Well hurry!" Johnson yelled. Then he stepped out of the booth
practically into Maxson's arms.
"Now, go in there and get him out here, Johnson!"
"We're waiting for two United Nations Deputies. They'll be here in a
minute. They're going to take charge of Zeke from now on."
"What--well, okay, let them arrest him. That's a load off my back--"
"They're not coming here to arrest him. But to protect him from being
arrested or otherwise annoyed until he goes back to Mars."
"I don't get it at all. I got orders--"
"Here's how it is," Johnson said. "Now that we've established relations
with another planet, Mars, the UN has jurisdiction over all such
relationships and transactions. UN City is extra-territorial. It
belongs to no nation, including the United States, and therefore the
United States has no jurisdiction over Zeke, or anything having to do
with inter-world relations.
"That's a UN problem. Furthermore, Zeke is here in the capacity of
Martian Ambassador, and the UN has been officially declared the
site of the official future Martian Embassy, and therefore Zeke has
diplomatic immunity. That guard's death was accidental, caused by a
misunderstanding. But regardless, he can't be tried by any nation
on Earth because the accident occurred on Martian Embassy grounds
officially.
"If Zeke's ever tried for any crime it will have to be on Mars. That's
the rule."
And that was the way it was.
After seeking Zeke off in the second Mars-bound rocket, he went to
Billington's and sat in his study, relaxed for the first time in six
months.
"How was Zeke?" Billington asked. "Seem to feel any better about his
visit to Earth?"
"Much better," Johnson said. "In fact, he seemed to feel better about
the whole thing than at any time during his stay here. He said he
understood a great deal more about us than he might otherwise have
learned.
"And he said he understood our laughter too. A safety-valve, he said,
and that he was glad if he allowed us to let off a little steam. He
said there was a lot of steam here that needs to be let off."
Billington smiled. "That's a concise and astute analysis," he said.
"It seems to be the laughter of those crippled kids that did it,"
Johnson added. "Zeke got an idea there how beneficial laughter is."
Billington nodded. "However, maybe Zeke's analysis is
overly-simplified." His mouth set in a serious line. "The laughter of
kids is hardly comparable to the laughter of adults. The kids were
laughing _with_ Zeke. Does he realize the difference there?"
Johnson said, "Maybe he doesn't. The Martians have a lot to learn about
human beings."
"So do we," Billington sighed.
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