The newspapers and television and news-reel cameras started the
toboggan going. They started the whole world laughing at Zeke. It was
too big a novelty to be ignored by American advertisers, or by any
other agencies standing to profit from the greatest novelty in history.
Zeke seemed to have all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the
history of clowndom, plus unique characteristics of his own which in
turn seemed to bring out something else in the misty realms of human
psychology where so much was suspected but of which so little was known.
Johnson tried to object but he couldn't without revealing the truth to
Zeke. Besides, Zeke wanted to please. He wanted to make people like him
and his kind. He wanted humans and Martians always to get along, so he
went along with compliancy on the crazy ride.
They insisted that Johnson get a cut of the fabulous profits
accruing from Zeke's endorsements, his television, radio, and stage
performances. Johnson refused. The money went to charity. He explained
that to Zeke. That made Zeke feel good for a while. He appeared at
benefit performances. Everywhere, everyone was laughing louder and
louder. Johnson somehow kept Zeke convinced that his lectures were
received in the serious regard Zeke intended ... that the laughter was
only appreciation and so forth.
During a tour, Johnson stopped off in Chicago to see a friend. A
clinical psychologist, Philip Billington. Johnson had lost weight. His
nerves were frayed.
Philip's study was comfortable. And there were cool drinks and dim
light, and Johnson sat there like a man paroled another day from a
death chamber. Philip, a quiet little man with a rather prominent nose
and soft eyes, regarded Johnson quietly for a while.
Finally Johnson said, "Physically I'm not built for it. Martians only
sleep six hours out of every three weeks of Earth time. I have to keep
up with him, try to keep him from being completely sucked up by--"
"How are you helping him?"
Johnson explained. "He doesn't know what laughter is. I mean what it is
in his case as far as his audiences are concerned. I'm not sure what it
is myself. Except that it's pretty horrible!"
"The whole thing's rather horrible," Billington agreed. "Are you doing
anything to get your Martian out of all this madness? I'll admit that
it could result in something tragic. If you've been keeping him in
ignorance--"
"What else could I do? What if he found out he's regarded as a clown,
a buffoon, a ludicrous, sham-clumsy sort of animal? I've written out a
full report to the United Nations, and I've contacted James Hatcher, a
UN lawyer friend of mine and he's working on it. So far there's been no
results from either source. I say there must be some legal angles."
"Maybe there is," Billington mused. "But I'm just a psychologist. You
say Zeke has no sense of humor? Rather an abstract term. Even to us,
humans and psychologists alike, the anatomy of humor is pretty complex,
contradictory, confusing and inconsistent."
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