The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and EnglandHay, Ian
Philosophy
The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and England
Hay, Ian
World War, 1914-1918 -- United States
“Their Red Caps are all wearing tin helmets over in France,” replied the
well-informed Al Thompson. “Everybody here up to fifty is drafted. Folks
have to tote their own grips. I notice quite a few women porters around.
I guess their husbands are in France, and these are holding down their
jobs for them.”
In which Al spoke no more than the truth.
Meanwhile, in another part of the train, our friend Jim Nichols, Major
Powers, and one Bond, a stout, comfortable representative of the Medical
Service, together with Boone Cruttenden—the latter somewhat _distrait_,
for Miss Frances Lane had been swept away with the other ninety-and-nine,
by a different train, to be no more seen—were sharing a compartment with
Captain Norton and a British Staff Officer—a youthful Major. The Major’s
name was Floyd; he had materialized during the chaos of debarkation.
Norton had introduced him to the American officers; stately salutes had
been exchanged; gentlemen had stated in a constrained manner that they
were pleased to know one another; the whole party had crowded into one
compartment, and the train had started.
For nearly an hour almost total silence reigned. Americans are sensitive
folk, and Floyd’s melancholy visage and paralyzing monocle fulfilled our
friends’ most pessimistic anticipations of the British Staff Officer.
After a few laboured commonplaces the conversation lapsed altogether, and
the Americans devoted their attention to the flying landscape.
Norton, a little uncomfortable, glanced occasionally in the direction of
his brother officer. Major Floyd sat bolt upright in his seat, his gaze
focussed upon infinity. Norton, who was a man of warm heart and quick
temper, was conscious of a vague feeling of resentment.
“I wonder,” he mused, “why an image like this should have been sent as
conducting officer. No wonder Americans think us unsociable and rude. And
people over there were so good to us—”
At this moment Floyd removed his monocle and addressed his right-hand
neighbour—Boone Cruttenden.
“And now, Lieutenant, what are your impressions of our country?”
Boone Cruttenden smiled. “You have not given me much time to formulate
any, Major,” he said, glancing at his wrist-watch. “Just an hour!”
“That is fifty-nine minutes longer than the _World_ reporter gave me when
I landed at West Twenty-Third Street ten years ago,” replied Floyd.
“You know America?” Four homesick Americans spoke simultaneously.
Floyd’s eyes twinkled.
“Some of it,” he said. “I was with the General Electric Company
at Schenectady for three years. After that I worked on various
electrical-engineering jobs for about four years; I got as far west as
Cincinnati. I’m not a professional warrior, like Norton there.”
“Still, you have seen service in this War?” said Major Powers.
“Oh, yes, I managed to get home from America just in time for the start
of things.”
“Have you served in France, or on one of your other fronts?” asked
Cruttenden. “The British Army has such a large selection.”
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