The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and England — John Shaqi
The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and EnglandHay, Ian
Philosophy
The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and England
Hay, Ian
World War, 1914-1918 -- United States
Elderly gentlemen in maroon dressing-gowns conduct the party round,
and in piping tones introduce the New World to the Old. But not all
Old. In one nook of the great fabric, guarded by Old Glory itself,
gleaming brightly in the twilight, stands an Innovation—a temporary
shrine dedicated to fallen American soldiers, particularly those who
have died in English hospitals from wounds received in France. After
the War the memorial is to take the form of a permanent stained-glass
window. At present in England people are not manufacturing stained-glass
windows—only earning them.
The countryside is full of camps—typically English—not spacious and
bewildering such as those which scared the mountaineer from Tennessee,
but prim and tidy, like an English kitchen-garden. The white conical
tents are set out in close, level rows, like cabbages. The Headquarters
tent and the Officers’ Mess are fenced in by a ring of curious
boundary-stones, set a few feet apart and carefully whitewashed. The
district is full of English soldiers. We have never seen them before, and
we regard them with interest. We note with gratification that they are
in the main smaller than ourselves and not so well set-up, though sturdy
enough. Their teeth appear to require attention: gold teeth have not
yet reached this country. They wear ragged mustaches, and smoke eternal
cigarettes. The language that they speak is entirely incomprehensible.
Their officers, on the other hand, present a decidedly gay and frivolous
appearance. They look very young; they wear their caps at a rakish angle;
they carry canes. They are secretly regarded by many of us as verging
upon the Clarence class. But the old stagers of our camp warn us not to
form our judgments too hastily. When we are able to read the biography
which every British soldier carries upon his sleeve or breast—scraps of
ribbon, service chevrons, wound stripes, and the like—we will realize
that things, especially in England, are not always what they seem.
In fact, we have begun to realize this already. They are not
communicative, the people we meet here. They talk little of the War,
except possibly to belittle their own conduct thereof or disparage their
own leaders; but we are dimly conscious that England is not making a
display of company manners at present. Her luxurious private parks are
scarred by horse-lines; her golf-courses are growing potatoes. Her
great country-houses, badly in need of paint and plaster, are flying
Red Cross flags, and convalescent soldiers in hospital blue lounge upon
balustraded terraces where peacocks were wont to strut. Her automobiles
appear to have enlisted in the Army: they wear a businesslike uniform
of grey paint, and are driven by attractive young women in khaki. Every
one appears to wear a uniform of some kind—certainly no one wears
mourning—and all seem too busy to worry about ceremony.
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