The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and England — John Shaqi
The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and EnglandHay, Ian
Philosophy
The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and England
Hay, Ian
World War, 1914-1918 -- United States
Scotland, if you happen to find yourself there, is entirely different
from England. England is flat or undulating, and except in the
manufacturing districts, is given up mainly to cornfields and pasture
land. Scotland, especially in the north, is cut up into hills and glens.
Not such hills as you possess in Colorado, or Nevada, or the Northwest.
There is no Pike’s Peak, no Shasta, no Rainier. The highest mountain in
the British Isles—Ben Nevis—is only a little over four thousand feet
high, but naturally Scotsmen think a good deal of it.
Scotland is a great battle-ground. The Scot has always been fighting some
one. There was perpetual warfare upon the border from the earliest days.
The Romans, who were business men, built a wall right across England
from Newcastle to Carlisle, to keep the Scots out. They failed, as you
will find out for yourself, when you study a list of British Cabinet
Ministers; but you can see parts of the wall still. Later, there were
everlasting border raids, from one side or the other, maintained as a
tradition by the great families of that region—the Percys, the Douglases,
the Maxwells, the Elliotts. Besides this, various English kings tried to
conquer Scotland. Sometimes one side would win a battle, sometimes the
other, but no victory was lasting. At last, in 1707, the Act of Union
was passed, and Scotland and England came under one central Government.
Unfortunately, the Highlanders of the north were not consulted in the
arrangement, and they put up two rebellions of their own. Prince Charles
Edward, the last of the Stuarts, actually invaded England, and got as
far as Derby. He was defeated, but the rebellion smouldered on for years
among the Highland glens. The chain of forts along the Caledonian Canal
to-day—Fort George, Fort Augustus, Fort William, now peaceful holiday
resorts—is a reminder of that time. But those days are all over now, and
for nearly two centuries English and Scottish soldiers have fought side
by side all over the world. Ireland was united to England and Scotland
by a similar Act of Union in 1800. This event, as you may possibly have
heard, has provided a fruitful topic of conversation ever since.
IV. OUR CLIMATE
Then there is our weather. An Englishman never knows on going to work
in the morning whether to take a palm-leaf hat, or a fur overcoat, or a
diving-suit. The trouble is that our weather arrives too suddenly. We
are an island in the middle of the ocean, and most of our weather comes
in from the Atlantic, where there is no one to watch it. Our weather
prophets simply have to take a chance. That is all. With you it is
different. Your weather travels across a continent three thousand miles
wide. You can see it coming, and telegraph to the next State what to
expect.
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