The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a PrefaceHankin, St. John
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The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a Preface
Hankin, St. John
English drama -- 20th century
Oh no.
MONTY
Yes, I did. I ought to have married you. I ought
to marry you still. On account of the boy.
JANET
_(quite matter of fact)_
Oh well, you can’t do that now in any case, can
you --as you’re engaged to Bertha Aldenham.
MONTY
You’ve heard about that? Who told you?
JANET
A worthy lady called Miss Deanes.
MONTY
I know. A regular sickener.
JANET
My dear Monty!
MONTY
Sorry.
JANET
She brought the good news. The very day I
arrived as it happened. We’ve hardly talked of
anything else at the Manor House since--except
father’s illness, of course.
MONTY
Why?
JANET
What else is there to talk about--in Brendon?
MONTY
That’s true. Isn’t it... _(stops himself, looks
at watch. Whistles.)_ Whew! [_Rises._
JANET
What is it, Monty?
MONTY
I say, Janet, I wonder if you’d mind going now?
Why?
JANET
[_She rises too._
MONTY
_(awkwardly)_
Well, the fact is I’m expecting some one here
directly. I...
JANET
Bertha?
MONTY
Yes. I was to meet her here at the stile at six.
JANET
_Our_ stile, Monty.
MONTY
Yes,... You don’t mind, do you--about my asking
you to go, I mean?
JANET
_(sitting again)_
Not in the least.
MONTY
But you’re not going?
JANET
Why should I go?
MONTY
Oh, well, I thought-----
JANET
That it wouldn’t be quite suitable for us to
meet?
MONTY
I didn’t mean that, of course. But I thought you
mightn’t like--I mean it might be painful...
[_Sits again._
JANET
For me to see her? On the contrary, I’m dying to
see her.
MONTY
Janet, sometimes I think you’re not quite human.
JANET
My dear boy, I’m extremely human--and therefore
curious _(pause)_. What’s she like, Monty? Now,
I mean. She promised to be pretty.
MONTY
She is pretty, I suppose _(pause)_. I wonder if
Bertha and I will ever have a son like Johnny!
JANET
Let’s hope so, Monty. For Bertha’s sake.
MONTY
Isn’t that some one coming? _(pause, listens)_,
I expect it’s she _(rising hastily and advancing
towards stile)_. Is that you, Bertha?
BERTHA
_(at stile)_
Oh! There you are. Yes. Isn’t it hot? _(entering
by gate which he opens for her)_. Am I punctual?
_(with a cry)_ Janet! When did you come home?
[_Goes to her eagerly._
JANET
_(shaking hands)_
Only three days ago.
[_Bertha kisses her._
BERTHA
_Only_ three days! And you’ve never been up to
see us.
JANET
I know. But with father ill
BERTHA
Of course. I understand. I was only joking. How
is Mr. De Mullin?
JANET
Much better. Not well yet, of course. But he
gets stronger every day.
BERTHA
I’m so glad. I say, Janet, do you remember when
you used to teach us French?
JANET
Yes.
BERTHA
I was awfully troublesome, I remember.
MONTY
I expect you were an awful duffer at it too,
Bertha.
BERTHA
What cheek!
MONTY
Wasn’t she, Ja--_(pulls himself up)_ Miss De
Mullin?
[_Janet smiles nervously._
Oh, yes.
BERTHA
I didn’t know you’d met Janet, Monty? Why didn’t
you tell us?
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