The Last of the Foresters: Or, Humors on the Border; A story of the Old Virginia FrontierCooke, John Esten
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The Last of the Foresters: Or, Humors on the Border; A story of the Old Virginia Frontier
Cooke, John Esten
Frontier and pioneer life -- Fiction; Virginia -- Fiction
Redbud, conscious of her feelings, blushed and hesitated. Just as she
was about to stammer out some disconnected words, however, voices
were heard behind the shrubbery, which separated the arbor from a
neighboring walk, and this created a diversion.
Verty and Redbud could not help overhearing this conversation.
CHAPTER XIII.
VERTY EXPRESSES A DESIRE TO IMITATE MR. JINKS.
The voice which they heard first was that of Mr. Jinks; and that
gentleman was apparently engaged in the pleasant occupation of
complimenting a lady.
"Fairest of your sex!" said the enthusiastic Mr. Jinks, "how can I
express the delight which your presence inspires me with--ahem!"
The sound of a fan coming in contact with a masculine hand was heard,
and a mincing voice replied:--
"Oh, you are a great flatterer, Mr. Jinks. You are really too bad. Let
us view the beauties of nature."
"They are not so lovely as those beauties which I have been viewing
since I saw you, my dearest Miss Sallianna."
("That's old Scowley's sister, he said so," whispered Verty.)
"Really, you make me blush," replied the mincing and languishing
voice--"you men are dreadful creatures!"
"Dreadful!"
"You take advantage of our simplicity and confidence to make us
believe you think very highly of us."
"Highly! divinest Miss Sallianna! _highly_ is not the word;
extravagantly is better! In the presence of your lovely sex we feel
our hearts expand; our bosoms--hem!--are enlarged, and we are all your
slaves."
("Just listen, Redbud!" whispered Verty, laughing.)
"La!" replied the voice, "how gallant you are, Mr. Jinks!"
"No, Madam!" said Mr. Jinks, "I am not gallant!"
"You?"
"Far from it, Madam--I am a bear, a savage, with all the rest of the
female sex; but with you--you--hem! that is different!"
("Don't go, Redbud!--"
"But, Verty--"
"Just a minute, Redbud.")
"Yes, a savage; I hate the sex--I distrust them!" continued Mr. Jinks,
in a gloomy tone; "before seeing you, I had made up my mind to retire
forever from the sight of mankind, and live on roots, or something of
that description. But you have changed me--you have made me human."
And Mr. Jinks, to judge from his tone of voice, was looking dignified.
The fair lady uttered a little laugh.
"There it is!" cried Mr. Jinks, "you are always happy--always smiling
and seducing--you are the paragon of your sex. If it will be any
satisfaction to you, Madam, I will immediately die for you, and give
up the ghost."
Which Mr. Jinks seemed to consider wholly different from the former.
"Heigho!" said the lady, "you are very devoted, sir."
"I should be, Madam."
"I am not worthy of so much praise."
"You are the pearl of your sex, Madam."
"Oh, no! I am only a simple young girl--but twenty-five last
January--and I have no pretensions in comparison with many others.
Immured in this quiet retreat, with a small property, and engaged in
the opprobrious occupation of cultivating the youthful mind--"
"A noble employment, Madam."
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