Great Britain -- History -- William I, 1066-1087 -- Fiction
No sooner did these young chieftains set eyes on Ethel than the
countenance of the younger of them was wreathed in smiles, and snatching
his bugle from his belt he blew a mocking blast in the ear of the
damsel; then, in the blandest of tones, and with an assumption of mock
gallantry, he saluted the maiden: "Bon matin, madame. Are you taking a
little _gentle_ exercise in company of your maid?" and he doffed his
hunter's bonnet and made a most pretentious bow.
"I beg your pardon, gallant sir," retorted Ethel, with a gracious
inclination, parodying with inimitable grace and humour his mock
gallantry, "but if it please you, sir, I am not taking a little _gentle_
exercise in company of my maid, I am hawking, as you may easily see if
you care to."
"Oh, I see quite easily, madame. So you determined to have a little
sport all to yourself because we disdained the company of a lady at our
boar hunt?" said the young man, with a twinkle in his eye.
"You have hit it quite wonderfully, sir; which is very remarkable. We
take note of your behaviour, for, although we do not go to court, we
hear about your pranking it about with grand Norman dames and knights
errant, and we expected something quite different from you than from
Beowulf here. But I have lost my hawk hereabouts, so make amends for
your past conduct. Get down, brother Beowulf; and you too, sir; you have
travelled in France, so show your chivalry and your gallantry by getting
down and helping me seek my hawk."
"I bow most humbly to your imperious commands, noble lady," said Oswald
again, doffing his bonnet in mock humility.
Meanwhile, honest Beowulf sat almost dumbfounded whilst this passage of
wit was proceeding, though he only dimly comprehended what this
new-fangled jargon meant; but his choler was rising rapidly during the
process. "Now, drop it fooling, you two!" he at length broke out. "You,
Ethel, would imitate Master Oswald and be off to court too, for all your
japes and jokes about his pranking and parading it with the grand folks,
if we did not tie a clog about your neck for you. I know very well what
passes in that jay's noddle of yours, though you think I'm a numskull,
Mistress Ethel."
This outburst of sturdy Beowulf's was greeted by the pair with a shout
of hilarious laughter.
"Now don't make asses of yourselves," grunted brother Beowulf.
"Whereabouts did you lose your hawk, Ethel?"
"Why, hereabouts, Beowulf. Did you not hear me? He was pursuing moorfowl
from the hill, and he appeared to strike his quarry just in this place."
"If that be so, I warrant the headlong flight of the stricken bird would
carry them much farther down the slope," said Oswald.
"A bright idea, I do declare, Master Oswald," exclaimed Ethel. "We never
thought of that, Bretwul. You will gain some repute for wit, neighbour
Oswald, if you brighten up like this."
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