"But wait. Further"--diving into another pocket, "we will give away
absolutely free of charge to every purchaser one of these celebrated
key rings and chains, made of a new conglomerate called white metal,
guaranteed not to rust, tarnish or break except under excessive strain.
Keeps your keys safe and always handy. Free, with each and every
individual purchase!
"Still more!"--making another dive into the inexhaustable
pockets--"Another article used by every gentleman and lady. A hand
mirror, a magnifying hand mirror. Carry it in your pocket, have it
always handy for the thousand and one uses to which it may be put.
"Think! This magnificent fountain pen, this key-ring and chain, this
pocket mirror, a collection which regularly would retail for from four
to five dollars, are yours for one dollar....
"Now, who's first?"
Two-Bits who had watched and listened with a growing amazement, mouth
open, Adam's apple jumping, was roused.
"I am, Mister Beal," he said eagerly, digging in a pocket for the money.
"Ah, brother, part of being a Beal is knowing a bargain! Who else, now?"
He sold six of the pens before the big bell at the ranch house summoned
the men to supper; then slipped his stock back in the pockets of that
clerical looking garment and, grasping Two-Bits by the arm, beaming up
into his face, stumped along by his side.
At the table he ate and talked, at one and the same time, doing both
with astonishing ease. No matter how great the excess of food in his
mouth, he was still able to articulate, and no matter how rapidly he
talked, he could always thrust more nourishment between his lips.
"Oh, it warms the heart of a seeker after strays from the herds of the
Master to look upon the bright, honest faces of stalwart men!" he
cried, brandishing his fork and helping himself to more syrup with the
other hand.
"Blessed are the pure in heart, it is written, and I know that when in
the presence of such men as you, I am among the blessed of the Father!
I can see integrity, devotion to duty, uprightness and honor in all
your faces. Or, that is, in _most_ of your faces. What
contrast!"--heedless of the uproar his qualification of a broad
statement caused. "What contrast to the iniquitous ways of those who
dwell in the tents of the wicked.
"Why, brethren, only last night I stood in the hotel in yonder
settlement and watched and listened to the cries of a lost soul, a
young man sunk hopelessly in sin. He was a stranger in a strange land,
but he had not yet felt the heavy hand of a slowly-roused God, had not
yet become the Prodigal. He had tasted of the wine when it was red and
out of his mouth flowed much evil.
"A man possessed of a devil, I am sure, and I spoke to him, asking if
he did not desire to seek redemption in the straight and narrow way
which leads to the only righteous life.
"'Righteousness, hell!' he shouted at me, his face black with ungodly
thoughts.
"'That's what I want _less_ of: righteousness! That's what's
raised hell in me!'
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