"I was sitting in the Automatic lunch, the big one on Granville. Well,
it was full to the doors, just after twelve, and this guy comes in
and gets a seat that another man had just left. He wasn't very tall
but sort of husky and he reminded me of a guy I know who comes from
Slovakia or one of them countries down in Europe. This guy, the friend
of mine I mean, he works for Baden Brothers in the Foundry.... Yeah,
yeah, I'm getting to the point in a minute. Well, as I was telling
you, this fella who looks like my friend has a pile of parcels and
he's trying to manage a cup of coffee at the same time so I give him a
hand.... I'm just about finished with my pie. We get the parcels down
O.K. but he upsets one of the bags with his foot on the floor. I start
to pick it up and he tries to beat me to it. These guys from Europe
fall all over themselves to be polite. Anyway he grabs an insect bomb
that fell out and somehow, I can't for the life of me figure it, he
gets the thing stuck and the spray starts to go out all over the place.
We couldn't shut it off but it didn't last long. He told me it was a
new kind--good for one time only, so it was made cheap. I dunno if that
stuff had anything to do with this flu but I know it made my nose itch
for a while. Maybe that did it.... I knew a guy one time that...."
I shut off the tape and turned to another report.
* * * * *
"I was in the Paramount," she said, "watching that new Tri-Di movie
they call _High Time_ ... it's a sort of a Western and musical all
mixed up. It's a real good movie but that three dimensional stuff
scares you when they show a fight. I don't think that's too good for
little kids, do you? It was the part where the hero, what's his name,
oh yeah, Bert Blaine, is getting romantic with Nellie Golding just
before he rides away to catch the killer. It's kinda sad too and all
of a sudden my eyes started to water. Well, I'm sentimental, you know,
but I don't cry that easy and anyhow I hadn't felt like crying just yet
if you know what I mean. It was more like an itch. I looked around in
the dark to see what might be wrong and then I noticed a hissing noise
like a radiator leaking. I leaned over to ask the man in the next seat
if he heard it too but right about then it stopped and he got up and
left. I don't know how he could have anything to do with it but I know
my eyes and nose were itchy for a long time. I'll just tell you that I
must have got the flu from that. My mother says that's nonsense but I
don't care."
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