The laughing bear, and other storiesBell, Robert Bloomer Hare
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The laughing bear, and other stories
Bell, Robert Bloomer Hare
Children's stories
The children continued their friendship, and in due time they were
married and had children of their own, to whom in after years they
often told the tale of the Leviathan.
THE BROWN FRIAR
A LONG time ago, where Milwaukee now stands, on the shore of Lake
Michigan, stood a great forest. The first settlers were afraid of it,
for many strange animals were said to inhabit the place. Wolves howled
dismally every evening at the setting of the sun. Some said that the
woods were frequented by goblins.
One evening a peddler appeared in the little colony. He was given a
good dinner and was much pleased when he was invited to stay all night
at the home of Charles and Betty Townsend.
It was quite an event in the lives of the children to have a stranger
present. They were all curiosity when the evening meal was over and
begged him to tell them about himself.
"Very well," said the jolly merchant tramp, "I shall tell you a story
that occurred in these very woods."
"Oh! Oh!" cried the children. The man blew his nose in a red
handkerchief and continued his yarn.
"Ten years ago I was making my way home in a canoe from Canada. I came
by way of Sault Sainte Marie and then along the banks of this lake.
I had been to the Canadian side with my goods, had sold much to the
Indians and made money, and I was coming home with a bag of money
in my light canoe, and a merry heart. One evening I took my gun and
strolled a short way inland to shoot a few wild fowl for my supper. I
soon succeeded in shooting a pair of partridge--for the woods abounded
at that time with much game--and was about to return, when I met, face
to face, a curious bird, which resembled a common crow, except that
it was white and with a black topknot. I raised my gun to shoot so
that I might have a better chance of looking at it, but it flew upon a
neighboring branch, and--will you believe me?--it began to talk!
"'Son of a tramp!' it began, 'thou wasteful peddler, wouldst thou shoot
an innocent bird to suit thy idle curiosity? Shame! shame!'
"The creature stretched its beak and laughed in my face, nodding its
topknot in mock defiance.
"I stood motionless in sheer fright, but when the bird jeered at me
again, I seized my gun, saying: 'Balaam's ass! I shall teach you
respect for your superiors! Dare you, that perch every night upon
the stump of a tree, address a decent son of Adam in terms of scorn?
I shall fill you with shot, pluck your feathers out, tear your tongue
from your head, and throw you to the wolverines.'
"I raised my gun to fire, when the monster bird spoke again.
"'Shoot, if thou darest, fool! I have beaten thee in thine argument.
Because thou art big as a moose, strong as Goliath, thou thinkest to
put an end to my arguments by destroying my mortal body! Thou art no
man; thou art a coward, as all argumentative humans are! Go home and
learn thy A-B-C's! Teach thy grandmother! Tell her that a pee-wee crow
has beaten thee in a debate!'
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