The Laughter of Peterkin: A retelling of old tales of the Celtic Wonderworld — John Shaqi
The Laughter of Peterkin: A retelling of old tales of the Celtic WonderworldSharp, William
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The Laughter of Peterkin: A retelling of old tales of the Celtic Wonderworld
Sharp, William
Celts -- Folklore; Fantasy literature
“First, then, there is this. The skin I demand of ye is one that
belongs to the king of Greece in the far eastern lands. It is the
skin of healing. No man need die of wounds who has that skin; and cold
water, too, it will make into wine. I do not think ye will come easily
by that skin.
“Second, there is this. The spear I demand of ye is the spear called
Aradvar, the dreadful spear of Pisarr, Prince of Persia, whose point is
for ever kept cooling in a cauldron of water, so terrible is its fiery
thirst, and that thirst for blood. I do not think ye will find the
spear of Pisarr easy to obtain.
“Third, there is this. The chariot and two horses that I demand of ye
belong to Dobar, the king of Sicily. They heed neither the rough ways
of the land nor the rough ways of the sea, but travel equally and at
the will of him who drives. I do not think ye will find it easy to
obtain that chariot and its two horses.
“Further, there is this. Far to the south there is a great lord, Asol
of the Golden Pillars. It is he who owns the seven swine I ask of ye.
Ye may slay the seven and yet all will remain. They know not death,
though ye may slay them and feed upon them. There is no death upon
them. I do not think ye will find it easy to obtain these swine.
“Fifth, there is this. In a further land still, that is called Irrua,
there is a great and terrible hound named Falinnish. So fierce is he
that whatever beast comes within sight of him falls in helpless fear. I
do not think ye will find that hound very easy to obtain, or bring with
ye from far-off Irrua.
“Sixth, there is this. In the remote seas is an isle called Fiancarya.
It is there that the sea-women dwell. In caverns beneath the waves they
roast their food. It is their roasting spit I ask of ye. I do not think
ye will find it easy to obtain that thing.
“Seventh, there is this. The three apples I ask of ye are of gold,
and are in an ancient garden in Isberna. That ancient close is well
guarded, O Sons of Turenn, so that ye may not find it easy even to see
the wind-waved summits of the trees. I do not think ye will bring back
these apples.[10]
“And lastly, there is this. In the remotest north of remote Lochlin
there is a hill called Mekween. It is so called from a man of that
name who lives there. He is a great and powerful man, and none others
equal him save only his two sons. So terrible are they that no man dare
venture into that wild place where they live, save in amity. It was
with them that my father learned his great craft with the sword; and so
great will their wrath be that ye have slain him, that even were I to
forgive ye, they would not. Moreover, Mekween and his sons are under
_geas_ not to allow a shout to be shouted upon that hill. I do not
think ye will find it easy to pass the sons of Mekween, nor to shout
three shouts upon that hill.”
With that, Lu the Ildanna bowed before the king, and sat upon his
golden chair again.
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