Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
"But this will work," Toffee said brightly. "Now the problem, to put it
succinctly, is for me to go to the country, but not to be noticed by
Julie. Well, actually, that's the easiest thing in the world."
"Oh?" Marc said. "If you imagine that Julie is likely to overlook a
half-naked redhead...."
"Now, look at it this way," Toffee interrupted, "if you wanted to hide
yourself where would be the best place?"
"Me," Hotstuff interjected, "I always go out and mix with the crowds
when I'm on the dodge."
"Exactly!" Toffee said. She looked on Hotstuff with new respect, then,
glancing back to Marc, pointed across the street. "See that bus?"
* * * * *
Tilting his glasses, Marc followed the direction of her pointing
finger. Diagonally across the street was parked a large yellow
sight-seeing bus of a vintage so distant as to defy memory. At the
front of the bus stood a tall, cadaverous looking individual in shirt
sleeves, about whom was an atmosphere of listless resignation. Inside
the bus, the seats were starkly uninhabited.
"What we do," Toffee went on enthusiastically, "is hire that bus and
fill it up with a lot of people. Then we drive out to the country, and
when Julie sees this great gang knocking about the place she'll never
pay any special attention to anyone in particular. She'll never notice
me."
"That's ridiculous," Marc said. "In the first place I doubt I'd ever be
able to hire the bus privately."
"From the looks of business," Hotstuff said, "you could probably have
it for a song."
"Even so," Marc said doggedly, "we are not a crowd. We are only two
people, and I'm positive Julie is quite capable of picking a strange
young lady out of a group of two."
"I'd be very happy to accompany you," Hotstuff said. "In fact I insist
on it, so's I can protect my investment."
"There!" Toffee said. "We're forming a crowd already. All we need are
about twenty more."
"And where are we going to get them?" Marc asked serenely.
"I could have a number of my business acquaintances and
their--uh--molls--out here on the corner in a flash," Hotstuff offered
obligingly. "I know a number of personalities who are quite hot to get
out of town for various reasons."
"Go get them!" Toffee said. "We'll hire the bus while you're gone."
"Now, just a second...." Marc yelled, but Hotstuff had already scurried
off down the street toward the corner poolhall.
* * * * *
The deal for the bus was concluded in almost the same instant that Marc
approached the gangling individual on the sidewalk.
"Sure, mister," the man said sadly. "Why not? A day in the country
would suit me fine. You can have the bus and me for whatever you want
to offer, and you can bring along all the friends you want."
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