Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
Until then they had been content to sit quietly drinking from their
bottles, but now, with the green fields and trees unfolding before them
they were moved to song. Lifting their voices in shattering discord,
they howled out a little number about an unfortunate heroine called
Underslung Fannie whose amorous exploits, according to the lyrics, were
distressingly uncanny. At the rear of the bus, Marc slunk in his seat
and turned to Toffee.
"Leave it to you," he moaned. "How am I ever going to palm off this
tight little segment of the underworld as a bunch of fun-loving
botanists?"
"Oh, they're not so bad," Toffee said. "At least you don't have to
worry about whether they're bad or not. You know they're bad right from
the beginning."
"And so are you," Marc said dryly. "However, I suppose everyone seeks
his own level. I might have expected this."
Toffee generously patted his cheek. "You're just overwrought," she
said. "You need a drink." Reaching under her seat, she brought out the
bottle of champagne. "Take some of this and you will see everything in
a happy glow."
"Behind these glasses?" Marc asked.
"You may even find the nerve to take them off," Toffee said.
"In this crowd?" Marc said. "Heaven forbid!"
Nevertheless, after several lengthy drafts from the bottle, Marc did
begin to see things more brightly, and he did remove his glasses. It
gave the congregation before him a strange, bare-shouldered look, but
the effect, since everyone was seated, was hardly shocking. He was
careful, however, to keep his gaze averted from the passing landscape,
particularly after a startling view of a pink-skinned, full-formed
farmgirl scattering feed to a flock of hideously defeathered chickens.
After a time he began to look on his new-found companions a bit more
fondly.
"At least," he yawned, mellowed by the champagne and the warm sun,
"they're a happy bunch of criminals."
As though to prove his words correct, the company suddenly roared with
laughter, and Marc, content that things were going well, put his head
back against the seat and dozed off.
The burst of laughter, however, had Marc listened more closely to it,
was more a cause for alarm than complacency. In its gleeful, boisterous
tones was the announcement that the drunken little band of miscreants
had found still a new outlet for their antisocial tendencies.
A blowsy blonde named Dora, spotting a cop lounging against his
motorcycle along the highway, had observed the prescribed amenities
between the law and the underworld by leaning out the window and making
a series of rude and meaningful gestures. Admiring Dora's finesse in
this affair, her escort, a blue-jawed second-story artist named Moose,
leaned out beside her and dispatched a depleted whiskey bottle at the
cop's head, scoring a solid hit along side the ear. Their friends and
companions, as a result, had fairly collapsed in their seats with
helpless laughter.
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