Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
As the company of undesirables staggered, reeled and toppled from the
bus onto the lawn, Marc and Toffee followed after. Marc refitted his
glasses to his nose and paused before the driver's extended hand.
"Yes?" he asked.
"Look, buddy," the driver said, "where can I hide this hack? Those cops
may be comin' back here any minute."
"Seems a shame to hide it," Marc said acidly, "when we've spent so many
happy hours together in it."
"I gotta hide it, mister," the driver said. "I don't want to get into
any trouble. You see, this ain't my bus."
"What?" Marc said.
* * * * *
The driver shook his head woefully. "I was just standing there when
you came along and offered to hire it. The guy who owns it was in a
java joint down the street. I just got fired off my job this morning,
and when you came along and made me that offer, well, it was such a
beautiful day and all...."
"You, too!" Marc said, aghast. "Isn't anybody legitimate today?"
"I still think I ought to hide this can."
"Hide it by all means!" Marc agreed. "Remove all trace of it." He
motioned toward the woods. "Drive it out there, where it will never be
seen again."
Hotstuff, who had overheard this exchange, moved in confidentially. "Me
and my pals are experts at obscurin' the evidence," he offered. "We
could convert it into an icebox, so's they'd never know the difference."
The driver shook his head. "I think the woods are better," he said. He
sighed. "Besides, I want to be off by myself for a while, where I can
take a nap."
Toffee held out the bottle of champagne which was still half full.
"Take this with you," she said. "You need it."
"I sure do, lady," the driver said gratefully, accepting the bottle. "I
need every drop of it. I'm going to get so drunk I won't even know who
I am."
At this point Mr. Busby, Marc's paunchy, genteel caretaker, tottered
curiously down the steps and approached the bus with evident caution.
"'Afternoon, Mr. Pillsworth," he said uncertainly. "I see you brought
along some--uh--guests."
"Why, yes, Busby," Marc said, with an attempt at nonchalance. "I
brought them up for a little outing. A group of business associates and
their wives."
At this description, Floss straightened her skirt and put a hand to her
hair. Hotstuff removed his hand gracefully from a companion's pocket
and smiled ingratiatingly.
"I see," Busby said quietly, but in his pale eyes there was an enormous
doubt.
"Where is Mrs. Pillsworth?" Marc asked casually. "And Mario?"
"I'm not just certain," Busby said. "They took their paints and a lunch
hamper and went off into the woods." He pointed to the south. "They
were headed out that way."
"I think I'll hunt them out and have a word with them," Marc said.
"And your--uh--associates?"
"Oh, yes," Marc said. He leaned a bit closer to Busby. "What do you
think would amuse them, Busby?"
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