Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
"Nevertheless," Marc said, "we will have to face them with it." He
led the way through the door and down the steps into the dim, musty
sweetness of the cellar. As they descended, a second roar of laughter
rose to greet them.
"Hey!" a voice called roughly out of the shadows. "Mine host
approaches--with vassals?"
"Vassals of what?" another voice inquired woozily. "Or do you mean
sea-going vassals?"
Marc peered into the dimness and held up a hand. "Ladies and
gentlemen," he said, not without a note of irony. "Ladies and
gentlemen, Busby, here, has just told me a most shocking story."
There was a stirring in the dark. "Old Busby did that?" a voice said
interestedly. "He hardly looks like he'd know any shockin' stories."
"Shame on Busby!" a feminine voice giggled out of the distance.
A form moved out of the shadows and proved to be Floss. "Let's hear
this shockin' story," she said eagerly. "Ain't nothin' like a good
shockin' story to get the party goin'."
Marc put up his hand again. "No," he said, "you don't understand; it's
not that kind of a shocking story."
"A true confession, huh?" a voice said sullenly from behind the wine
bins. "Don't sign it, Busby. Get a good shyster before you put your
name to it."
"Please!" Marc said. "Let me tell you...."
"Not if it makes us accessories to the fact!" the voice came back. "I
don't want to hear it. I'm putting my fingers in my ears!"
"Let's all put our fingers in our ears!" a blonde-sounding voice
tittered. "It tickles!"
"Now, just a minute!" Marc yelled. "Listen! Someone here has stolen the
silver and my wife's jewels, and I've got to have them back. The only
thing I can do is appeal to you as a friend."
"You'd appeal to me even as an enemy," Floss giggled tipsily. "Advance,
friend and be recognized."
"If he does," Toffee snarled, "he'll also be cauterized. Stay back, you
two-bit lollypop!"
But Marc was not to be distracted from the matter at hand. "Now, which
one of you did it?" he asked. "There won't be any arrest if you will
just return the things."
* * * * *
There was a dense silence. Hotstuff shuffled out of the dimness and
took up his place unsteadily at Marc's side.
"Okay, you crazy cats!" he hollered. "Which one of you pinched Mrs.
Pillsworth's rocks?"
"Was she wearin' them at the time?" a female voice inquired.
"No, she wasn't," Marc said. "What has that got to do with it?"
"Plenty," the voice said. "If she was wearin' them there might have
been a hell of a lot more pinched than just her jewelry." The speaker
sighed with understanding. "Sometimes a girl likes to be pinched just
for herself alone."
"You're gonna get slugged just for yourself alone if you don't shut
up," Hotstuff snapped. He paused significantly. "Ain't no one gonna
sing?" He turned back to Marc. "Was the stuff insured?"
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