Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
George realized now that he was face to face with a question which, as
lawyers say, required that the answer should be either “yes” or “no.”
Still, he made one more attempt to avert the crucial inquiry.
“Does this really interest you?”
“Immensely. My whole future may be influenced by it.”
“I see.” There was no room left for doubt as to her meaning. Nor did
he choose to lie. “No, I paid no duties.”
“I feared as much.”
There was a painful silence. George rose, and walking to the
mantel-piece, looked down at the hearth and tapped the ironwork with
his foot. He would fain have made the best of what he ruefully
recognized to be a shabby situation by treating it jocosely; but her
grave, grieved demeanor forbade. Yet he ventured to remark:
“Why do you take this so seriously?”
“I expected better things of you.”
He felt of his mustache and essayed extenuation. “It was--er--unworthy
of me, of course; foolish--pig-headed--tricky, I suppose. I got mad.
I’d nothing to sell, and the declaration is a farce when they examine
after it. So I left them to find what they chose. I’m terribly sorry,
for you seem to hate it so. But it’s an idiotic and impertinent law,
anyway.”
“In other words, you think it all right to break a law if you don’t
happen to fancy it.”
George started visibly and colored. He recognized the aphorism as his,
but for the moment did not recall the occasion of its use. He chose to
evade it by an attempt at banter. “You can’t make a tragedy, my dear
girl, out of the failure to pay duties on a few things bought for
one’s personal use, and not for sale. Why, nearly every woman in the
world smuggles when she gets the chance--on her clothes and finery.
You must know that. Your sex as a class doesn’t regard it as
disreputable in the least. At the worst, it is a peccadillo, not a
crime. The law was passed to enable our native tailors to shear the
well-to-do public.”
Mary ignored the plausible indictment against the unscrupulousness of
her sex. “Can such an argument weigh for a moment with any one with
patriotic impulses?”
Again the parrot-like reminder caused him to wince, and this time he
recognized the application.
“Oh!” he exclaimed, with sorry yet protesting confusion.
“It’s the inconsistency,” she answered without flinching, perceiving
that he understood.
George flushed to the roots of his hair. “You compare me with
that--er--blatherskite?” he asked, conscious as he spoke that her
logic was irrefutable. Yet his self-respect cried out to try to save
itself.
“Why not? The civil-service law seemed a frill to Jim Daly; the
customs law an impertinence to you.”
He looked down at the hearth again. There was an air of finality in
her words which was disconcerting.
“I’ve been an ass,” he ejaculated. “I’ll give the things up; pay the
duties; go to prison, if you like. The punishment is fine or
imprisonment.” He intended to be sincere in his offer of
self-humiliation, though his speech savored of extravagance.
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