Horace did not seem to appreciate the joke, and kept a serious face even
at the most comical part of the anecdote. This haunting recurrence of
the Lawton business, as he termed it in his thoughts, annoyed him; and
still more was he disturbed and vexed by what he had seen of his father.
During his previous visit to Thessaly upon his return from Europe,
some months before, the General had been leading a temperate and almost
monastic life under the combined restraints of rheumatism and hay-fever,
and this present revelation of his tastes and habits came therefore in
the nature of a surprise to Horace. The latter was unable to find
any elements of pleasure in this surprise, and scowled at the snow
accordingly, instead of joining in his father’s laughter. Besides, the
story was not altogether of the kind which sits with most dignity on
paternal lips.
The General noted his son’s solemnity and deferred to it. “I’m glad you
gave that poor devil the turkeys,” he said. “I suppose they’re as poor
as they make ’em. Only--what do you think, Tracy; as long as I’d shot
all the birds, I might have been consulted, eh, about giving them away?”
The query was put in a jocular enough tone, but it grated upon the young
man’s mood. “I don’t think the turkey business is one that either of us
particularly shines in,” he replied, with a snap in his tone. “You say
that your turkeys cost you nine dollars apiece. Apparently I am by way
of paying fifteen dollars each for my two.”
“‘By way of’--that’s an English expression, isn’t it?” put in Reuben,
hastily, to avert the threatened domestic dispute. “I’ve seen it in
novels, but I never heard it used before.”
The talk was fortunately turned at this from poultry to philology; and
the General, though he took no part in the conversation, evinced no
desire to return to the less pleasant subject. Thus the three walked
on to the corner where their ways separated. As they stood here for the
parting moment, Reuben said in an aside to Horace:
“That was a kindly act of yours--to give Lawton the turkeys. I can’t
tell you how much it pleased me. Those little things show the character
of a man. If you like to come down to my office Friday, and are still of
the same mind about a partnership, we will talk it over.”
CHAPTER VI.--THANKSGIVING AT THE MINSTERS’.
I REMEMBER having years ago been introduced to one of America’s richest
men, as he sat on the broad veranda of a Saratoga hotel in the full
glare of the morning sunlight. It is evident that at such a solemn
moment I should have been filled with valuable and impressive
reflections; yet, such is the perversity and wrong-headedness of the
human mind, I could for the life of me evolve no weightier thought than
this: “Here is a man who can dispose of hundreds of millions of dollars
by a nod of the head, yet cannot with all this countless wealth command
a dye for his whiskers which will not turn violet in the sunshine!”
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