Detective and mystery stories; Sheringham, Roger (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
The sound of footsteps approaching along the broad gravel path, which
separated the rose garden from the lawn at the back of the house,
roused him from his studious contemplation of early morning phenomena.
The next moment a large, broad-shouldered young man, with a pleasing
and cheerful face, came into sight round the bend.
“Good heavens!” Roger exclaimed, in tones of the liveliest
consternation. “Alec! And an hour and a half before it need be! What’s
wrong with you this morning, Alec?”
“I might ask the same of you,” grinned the young man. “It’s the first
time I’ve seen you down before ten o’clock since we came here.”
“That only gives us three mornings. Still, a palpable point. By the
way, where’s our worthy host? I thought it was a distressing habit of
his to spend an hour in the garden every morning before breakfast; at
least, so he was telling me at great length yesterday afternoon.”
“I don’t know,” said Alec indifferently. “But what brings you here
anyway, Roger?”
“Me? Oh, I’ve been working. Studying the local flora and fauna, the
latter ably represented by William. You know, you ought to cultivate
William, Alec. You’d have a lot in common, I feel sure.”
They fell into step and strolled among the scattered beds.
“You working at this hour?” Alec remarked. “I thought you wrote all
your tripe between midnight and dawn.”
“You’re a young man of singular literary acuteness,” sighed Roger.
“Hardly anybody would dare to call my work tripe. Yet you and I know
that it is, don’t we? But for goodness’ sake don’t tell anyone else
your opinion. My income depends on my circulation, you know; and if it
once got noised about that Alexander Grierson considered——”
Alec landed a punch on the literary thorax. “Oh, for heaven’s sake,
shut up!” he grunted. “Don’t you ever stop talking, Roger?”
“Yes,” Roger admitted regretfully. “When I’m asleep. It’s a great
trial to me. That’s why I so much hate going to bed. But you haven’t
told me why you’re up and about so early?”
“Couldn’t sleep,” responded Alec, a trifle sheepishly.
“Ah!” Roger stopped and scrutinised his companion’s face closely. “I
shall have to study you, Alec, you know. Awfully sorry if it’s going
to inconvenience you; but there’s my duty to the great British public,
and that’s plain enough, my interesting young lover. So now perhaps
you’ll tell me the real reason why you’re polluting this excellent
garden with your unseemly presence at this unnecessary hour?”
“Oh, stow it, you blighter!” growled the interesting young lover,
blushing hotly.
Roger regarded him with close attention.
“Notes on the habits of the newly engaged animal, male genus,” he
murmured softly. “One—reverses all its habits and instincts by getting
up and seeking fresh air when it might still be frowsting in bed.
Two—assaults its closest friends without the least provocation.
Three—turns a bright brick-red when asked the simplest question.
Four——”
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