Detective and mystery stories; Sheringham, Roger (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
William grunted noncommittally.
“I was telling her that a friend of mine, whom I expected to come up
to the house to see me last night, never turned up; and I was
wondering if you’d seen anything of him down at the lodge.”
William ostentatiously busied himself with a small plant.
“Never see’d no one,” he observed with decision.
“No? Never mind, then. It doesn’t really matter. That’s an interesting
job you’ve got on hand, William. You take a plant out of its pot,
sniff its roots and put it back again; is that it? Now what operation
do you call that in the science of horticulture?”
William hastily relinquished the plant and glowered at his
interlocutor.
“Some folks mayn’t have no work to do,” he remarked darkly; “but other
folks ’ave.”
“Meaning yourself, I take it?” Roger said approvingly. “That’s right.
Work away. Nothing like it, is there? Keeps you cheerful and bright
and contented. Great thing, work, I agree with you.”
A flicker of interest passed across William’s countenance. “What did
that there Mr. Stanworth want to shoot hisself for, eh?” he demanded
suddenly.
“I don’t know, to tell you the truth,” said Roger, somewhat taken
aback at the unexpectedness of this query. “Why, have you got any
ideas about it?”
“I don’t ’old with it meself,” said William primly. “Not with
sooeycide.”
“You’re absolutely right, William,” Roger replied warmly. “If more
people were like you, there’d be—there’d be less suicides,
undoubtedly. It’s an untidy habit, to say the least.”
“It ain’t acting right,” William pursued firmly. “That’s what it
ain’t.”
“You put it in a nutshell, William; it isn’t. In fact, it’s acting all
wrong. By the way, William, somebody or other was telling me that a
stranger had been seen about the grounds during the last day or two.
You noticed him by any chance?”
“Stranger? What sort of a stranger?”
“Oh, the usual sort; a head and four pairs of fingers, you know. This
particular one, they said, was a rather large man. Have you seen a
rather large strange man round the house lately?”
William cogitated deeply.
“I ’ave an’ all.”
“Have you, though? When?”
William cogitated again. “It ’ud be a matter of ha’-past eight last
night,” he announced at last. “Ha’-past eight it ’ud be, as near as
anything. I was a-settin’ out in front o’ the lodge, an’ up he walks,
bold as brass, an’ nods at me an’ goes on up the drive.”
Roger exchanged glances with Alec.
“Yes, William?” he said warmly. “A man you’d never seen before? A
fairly large man?”
“A very large man,” William corrected meticulously.
“A very large man. Excellent! Go on. What happened?”
“Well, I says to the missus, ‘Oo’s that?’ I says. ‘A-walkin’ up the
drive as if he owned the place.’” William pondered. “‘As if he _owned_
the place,’ I says,” he repeated firmly.
“And a very good thing to say, too. Well?”
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