The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
The honest landlord went first, the beaming Goodchild followed, the
mournful Idle brought up the rear. From time to time, the two foremost
members of the expedition changed places in the order of march; but the
rearguard never altered his position. Up the mountain or down the
mountain, in the water or out of it, over the rocks, through the bogs,
skirting the heather, Mr. Thomas Idle was always the last, and was always
the man who had to be looked after and waited for. At first the ascent
was delusively easy, the sides of the mountain sloped gradually, and the
material of which they were composed was a soft spongy turf, very tender
and pleasant to walk upon. After a hundred yards or so, however, the
verdant scene and the easy slope disappeared, and the rocks began. Not
noble, massive rocks, standing upright, keeping a certain regularity in
their positions, and possessing, now and then, flat tops to sit upon, but
little irritating, comfortless rocks, littered about anyhow, by Nature;
treacherous, disheartening rocks of all sorts of small shapes and small
sizes, bruisers of tender toes and trippers-up of wavering feet. When
these impediments were passed, heather and slough followed. Here the
steepness of the ascent was slightly mitigated; and here the exploring
party of three turned round to look at the view below them. The scene of
the moorland and the fields was like a feeble water-colour drawing half
sponged out. The mist was darkening, the rain was thickening, the trees
were dotted about like spots of faint shadow, the division-lines which
mapped out the fields were all getting blurred together, and the lonely
farm-house where the dog-cart had been left, loomed spectral in the grey
light like the last human dwelling at the end of the habitable world.
Was this a sight worth climbing to see? Surely—surely not!
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