The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices — John Shaqi
The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
curiosity that is left in him, and gets, in return, a magnificent view
of—Nothing!
The effect of this sublime spectacle on the minds of the exploring party
is a little injured by the nature of the direct conclusion to which the
sight of it points—the said conclusion being that the mountain mist has
actually gathered round them, as the landlord feared it would. It now
becomes imperatively necessary to settle the exact situation of the
farm-house in the valley at which the dog-cart has been left, before the
travellers attempt to descend. While the landlord is endeavouring to
make this discovery in his own way, Mr. Goodchild plunges his hand under
his wet coat, draws out a little red morocco-case, opens it, and displays
to the view of his companions a neat pocket-compass. The north is found,
the point at which the farm-house is situated is settled, and the descent
begins. After a little downward walking, Idle (behind as usual) sees his
fellow-travellers turn aside sharply—tries to follow them—loses them in
the mist—is shouted after, waited for, recovered—and then finds that a
halt has been ordered, partly on his account, partly for the purpose of
again consulting the compass.
The point in debate is settled as before between Goodchild and the
landlord, and the expedition moves on, not down the mountain, but
marching straight forward round the slope of it. The difficulty of
following this new route is acutely felt by Thomas Idle. He finds the
hardship of walking at all greatly increased by the fatigue of moving his
feet straight forward along the side of a slope, when their natural
tendency, at every step, is to turn off at a right angle, and go straight
down the declivity. Let the reader imagine himself to be walking along
the roof of a barn, instead of up or down it, and he will have an exact
idea of the pedestrian difficulty in which the travellers had now
involved themselves. In ten minutes more Idle was lost in the distance
again, was shouted for, waited for, recovered as before; found Goodchild
repeating his observation of the compass, and remonstrated warmly against
the sideway route that his companions persisted in following. It
appeared to the uninstructed mind of Thomas that when three men want to
get to the bottom of a mountain, their business is to walk down it; and
he put this view of the case, not only with emphasis, but even with some
irritability. He was answered from the scientific eminence of the
compass on which his companions were mounted, that there was a frightful
chasm somewhere near the foot of Carrock, called The Black Arches, into
which the travellers were sure to march in the mist, if they risked
continuing the descent from the place where they had now halted. Idle
received this answer with the silent respect which was due to the
commanders of the expedition, and followed along the roof of the barn, or
rather the side of the mountain, reflecting upon the assurance which he
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