The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
The landlord nodded his head, and rubbed his double chin harder than
ever. Arthur hesitated, and mechanically moved back a step or two
towards the door. The idea of sleeping in the same room with a total
stranger, did not present an attractive prospect to him. He felt more
than half inclined to drop his five shillings into his pocket, and to go
out into the street once more.
‘Is it yes, or no?’ asked the landlord. ‘Settle it as quick as you can,
because there’s lots of people wanting a bed at Doncaster to-night,
besides you.’
Arthur looked towards the court, and heard the rain falling heavily in
the street outside. He thought he would ask a question or two before he
rashly decided on leaving the shelter of The Two Robins.
‘What sort of a man is it who has got the other bed?’ he inquired. ‘Is
he a gentleman? I mean, is he a quiet, well-behaved person?’
‘The quietest man I ever came across,’ said the landlord, rubbing his fat
hands stealthily one over the other. ‘As sober as a judge, and as
regular as clock-work in his habits. It hasn’t struck nine, not ten
minutes ago, and he’s in his bed already. I don’t know whether that
comes up to your notion of a quiet man: it goes a long way ahead of mine,
I can tell you.’
‘Is he asleep, do you think?’ asked Arthur.
‘I know he’s asleep,’ returned the landlord. ‘And what’s more, he’s gone
off so fast, that I’ll warrant you don’t wake him. This way, sir,’ said
the landlord, speaking over young Holliday’s shoulder, as if he was
addressing some new guest who was approaching the house.
‘Here you are,’ said Arthur, determined to be beforehand with the
stranger, whoever he might be. ‘I’ll take the bed.’ And he handed the
five shillings to the landlord, who nodded, dropped the money carelessly
into his waistcoat-pocket, and lighted the candle.
‘Come up and see the room,’ said the host of The Two Robins, leading the
way to the staircase quite briskly, considering how fat he was.
They mounted to the second-floor of the house. The landlord half opened
a door, fronting the landing, then stopped, and turned round to Arthur.
‘It’s a fair bargain, mind, on my side as well as on yours,’ he said.
‘You give me five shillings, I give you in return a clean, comfortable
bed; and I warrant, beforehand, that you won’t be interfered with, or
annoyed in any way, by the man who sleeps in the same room as you.’
Saying those words, he looked hard, for a moment, in young Holliday’s
face, and then led the way into the room.
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