The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices — John Shaqi
The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
‘If you haven’t got nothing more to say to me,’ continued the landlord,
‘I suppose I may go. You don’t expect your five shillings back, do you?
There’s the bed I promised you, clean and comfortable. There’s the man I
warranted not to disturb you, quiet in this world for ever. If you’re
frightened to stop alone with him, that’s not my look out. I’ve kept my
part of the bargain, and I mean to keep the money. I’m not Yorkshire,
myself, young gentleman; but I’ve lived long enough in these parts to
have my wits sharpened; and I shouldn’t wonder if you found out the way
to brighten up yours, next time you come amongst us.’ With these words,
the landlord turned towards the door, and laughed to himself softly, in
high satisfaction at his own sharpness.
Startled and shocked as he was, Arthur had by this time sufficiently
recovered himself to feel indignant at the trick that had been played on
him, and at the insolent manner in which the landlord exulted in it.
‘Don’t laugh,’ he said sharply, ‘till you are quite sure you have got the
laugh against me. You shan’t have the five shillings for nothing, my
man. I’ll keep the bed.’
‘Will you?’ said the landlord. ‘Then I wish you a goodnight’s rest.’
With that brief farewell, he went out, and shut the door after him.
A good night’s rest! The words had hardly been spoken, the door had
hardly been closed, before Arthur half-repented the hasty words that had
just escaped him. Though not naturally over-sensitive, and not wanting
in courage of the moral as well as the physical sort, the presence of the
dead man had an instantaneously chilling effect on his mind when he found
himself alone in the room—alone, and bound by his own rash words to stay
there till the next morning. An older man would have thought nothing of
those words, and would have acted, without reference to them, as his
calmer sense suggested. But Arthur was too young to treat the ridicule,
even of his inferiors, with contempt—too young not to fear the momentary
humiliation of falsifying his own foolish boast, more than he feared the
trial of watching out the long night in the same chamber with the dead.
‘It is but a few hours,’ he thought to himself, ‘and I can get away the
first thing in the morning.’
He was looking towards the occupied bed as that idea passed through his
mind, and the sharp, angular eminence made in the clothes by the dead
man’s upturned feet again caught his eye. He advanced and drew the
curtains, purposely abstaining, as he did so, from looking at the face of
the corpse, lest he might unnerve himself at the outset by fastening some
ghastly impression of it on his mind. He drew the curtain very gently,
and sighed involuntarily as he closed it. ‘Poor fellow,’ he said, almost
as sadly as if he had known the man. ‘Ah, poor fellow!’
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