The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
First, as to its contrasts. They were only two, but they were Lethargy
and Madness. The Station was either totally unconscious, or wildly
raving. By day, in its unconscious state, it looked as if no life could
come to it,—as if it were all rust, dust, and ashes—as if the last train
for ever, had gone without issuing any Return-Tickets—as if the last
Engine had uttered its last shriek and burst. One awkward shave of the
air from the wooden razor, and everything changed. Tight office-doors
flew open, panels yielded, books, newspapers, travelling-caps and
wrappers broke out of brick walls, money chinked, conveyances oppressed
by nightmares of luggage came careering into the yard, porters started up
from secret places, ditto the much-injured women, the shining bell, who
lived in a little tray on stilts by himself, flew into a man’s hand and
clamoured violently. The pointsman aloft in the signal-box made the
motions of drawing, with some difficulty, hogsheads of beer. Down Train!
More bear! Up Train! More beer. Cross junction Train! More beer!
Cattle Train! More beer. Goods Train! Simmering, whistling, trembling,
rumbling, thundering. Trains on the whole confusion of intersecting
rails, crossing one another, bumping one another, hissing one another,
backing to go forward, tearing into distance to come close. People
frantic. Exiles seeking restoration to their native carriages, and
banished to remoter climes. More beer and more bell. Then, in a minute,
the Station relapsed into stupor as the stoker of the Cattle Train, the
last to depart, went gliding out of it, wiping the long nose of his
oil-can with a dirty pocket-handkerchief.
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