The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
By night, in its unconscious state, the Station was not so much as
visible. Something in the air, like an enterprising chemist’s
established in business on one of the boughs of Jack’s beanstalk, was all
that could be discerned of it under the stars. In a moment it would
break out, a constellation of gas. In another moment, twenty rival
chemists, on twenty rival beanstalks, came into existence. Then, the
Furies would be seen, waving their lurid torches up and down the confused
perspectives of embankments and arches—would be heard, too, wailing and
shrieking. Then, the Station would be full of palpitating trains, as in
the day; with the heightening difference that they were not so clearly
seen as in the day, whereas the Station walls, starting forward under the
gas, like a hippopotamus’s eyes, dazzled the human locomotives with the
sauce-bottle, the cheap music, the bedstead, the distorted range of
buildings where the patent safes are made, the gentleman in the rain with
the registered umbrella, the lady returning from the ball with the
registered respirator, and all their other embellishments. And now, the
human locomotives, creased as to their countenances and purblind as to
their eyes, would swarm forth in a heap, addressing themselves to the
mysterious urns and the much-injured women; while the iron locomotives,
dripping fire and water, shed their steam about plentifully, making the
dull oxen in their cages, with heads depressed, and foam hanging from
their mouths as their red looks glanced fearfully at the surrounding
terrors, seem as though they had been drinking at half-frozen waters and
were hung with icicles. Through the same steam would be caught glimpses
of their fellow-travellers, the sheep, getting their white kid faces
together, away from the bars, and stuffing the interstices with trembling
wool. Also, down among the wheels, of the man with the sledge-hammer,
ringing the axles of the fast night-train; against whom the oxen have a
misgiving that he is the man with the pole-axe who is to come by-and-by,
and so the nearest of them try to get back, and get a purchase for a
thrust at him through the bars. Suddenly, the bell would ring, the steam
would stop with one hiss and a yell, the chemists on the beanstalks would
be busy, the avenging Furies would bestir themselves, the fast
night-train would melt from eye and ear, the other trains going their
ways more slowly would be heard faintly rattling in the distance like
old-fashioned watches running down, the sauce-bottle and cheap music
retired from view, even the bedstead went to bed, and there was no such
visible thing as the Station to vex the cool wind in its blowing, or
perhaps the autumn lightning, as it found out the iron rails.
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