The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
‘He has been,’ exclaimed Thomas Idle, casting up his eyes, ‘over a
lunatic asylum! Not content with being as great an Ass as Captain
Barclay in the pedestrian way, he makes a Lunacy Commissioner of
himself—for nothing!’
‘An immense place,’ said Goodchild, ‘admirable offices, very good
arrangements, very good attendants; altogether a remarkable place.’
‘And what did you see there?’ asked Mr. Idle, adapting Hamlet’s advice to
the occasion, and assuming the virtue of interest, though he had it not.
‘The usual thing,’ said Francis Goodchild, with a sigh. ‘Long groves of
blighted men-and-women-trees; interminable avenues of hopeless faces;
numbers, without the slightest power of really combining for any earthly
purpose; a society of human creatures who have nothing in common but that
they have all lost the power of being humanly social with one another.’
‘Take a glass of wine with me,’ said Thomas Idle, ‘and let _us_ be
social.’
‘In one gallery, Tom,’ pursued Francis Goodchild, ‘which looked to me
about the length of the Long Walk at Windsor, more or less—’
‘Probably less,’ observed Thomas Idle.
‘In one gallery, which was otherwise clear of patients (for they were all
out), there was a poor little dark-chinned, meagre man, with a perplexed
brow and a pensive face, stooping low over the matting on the floor, and
picking out with his thumb and forefinger the course of its fibres. The
afternoon sun was slanting in at the large end-window, and there were
cross patches of light and shade all down the vista, made by the unseen
windows and the open doors of the little sleeping-cells on either side.
In about the centre of the perspective, under an arch, regardless of the
pleasant weather, regardless of the solitude, regardless of approaching
footsteps, was the poor little dark-chinned, meagre man, poring over the
matting. “What are you doing there?” said my conductor, when we came to
him. He looked up, and pointed to the matting. “I wouldn’t do that, I
think,” said my conductor, kindly; “if I were you, I would go and read,
or I would lie down if I felt tired; but I wouldn’t do that.” The
patient considered a moment, and vacantly answered, “No, sir, I won’t;
I’ll—I’ll go and read,” and so he lamely shuffled away into one of the
little rooms. I turned my head before we had gone many paces. He had
already come out again, and was again poring over the matting, and
tracking out its fibres with his thumb and forefinger. I stopped to look
at him, and it came into my mind, that probably the course of those
fibres as they plaited in and out, over and under, was the only course of
things in the whole wide world that it was left to him to understand—that
his darkening intellect had narrowed down to the small cleft of light
which showed him, “This piece was twisted this way, went in here, passed
under, came out there, was carried on away here to the right where I now
put my finger on it, and in this progress of events, the thing was made
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