The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
There were books, too, in this room; books on the table, books on the
chimney-piece, books in an open press in the corner. Fielding was there,
and Smollett was there, and Steele and Addison were there, in dispersed
volumes; and there were tales of those who go down to the sea in ships,
for windy nights; and there was really a choice of good books for rainy
days or fine. It was so very pleasant to see these things in such a
lonesome by-place—so very agreeable to find these evidences of a taste,
however homely, that went beyond the beautiful cleanliness and trimness
of the house—so fanciful to imagine what a wonder a room must be to the
little children born in the gloomy village—what grand impressions of it
those of them who became wanderers over the earth would carry away; and
how, at distant ends of the world, some old voyagers would die,
cherishing the belief that the finest apartment known to men was once in
the Hesket-Newmarket Inn, in rare old Cumberland—it was such a charmingly
lazy pursuit to entertain these rambling thoughts over the choice oatcake
and the genial whiskey, that Mr. Idle and Mr. Goodchild never asked
themselves how it came to pass that the men in the fields were never
heard of more, how the stalwart landlord replaced them without
explanation, how his dog-cart came to be waiting at the door, and how
everything was arranged without the least arrangement for climbing to old
Carrock’s shoulders, and standing on his head.
Without a word of inquiry, therefore, the Two Idle Apprentices drifted
out resignedly into a fine, soft, close, drowsy, penetrating rain; got
into the landlord’s light dog-cart, and rattled off through the village
for the foot of Carrock. The journey at the outset was not remarkable.
The Cumberland road went up and down like all other roads; the Cumberland
curs burst out from backs of cottages and barked like other curs, and the
Cumberland peasantry stared after the dog-cart amazedly, as long as it
was in sight, like the rest of their race. The approach to the foot of
the mountain resembled the approaches to the feet of most other mountains
all over the world. The cultivation gradually ceased, the trees grew
gradually rare, the road became gradually rougher, and the sides of the
mountain looked gradually more and more lofty, and more and more
difficult to get up. The dog-cart was left at a lonely farm-house. The
landlord borrowed a large umbrella, and, assuming in an instant the
character of the most cheerful and adventurous of guides, led the way to
the ascent. Mr. Goodchild looked eagerly at the top of the mountain,
and, feeling apparently that he was now going to be very lazy indeed,
shone all over wonderfully to the eye, under the influence of the
contentment within and the moisture without. Only in the bosom of Mr.
Thomas Idle did Despondency now hold her gloomy state. He kept it a
secret; but he would have given a very handsome sum, when the ascent
began, to have been back again at the inn.
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