The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
Thomas had suffered himself to be taken to Doncaster, just as he would
have suffered himself to be taken to any other place in the habitable
globe which would guarantee him the temporary possession of a comfortable
sofa to rest his ankle on. Once established at the hotel, with his leg
on one cushion and his back against another, he formally declined taking
the slightest interest in any circumstance whatever connected with the
races, or with the people who were assembled to see them. Francis
Goodchild, anxious that the hours should pass by his crippled
travelling-companion as lightly as possible, suggested that his sofa
should be moved to the window, and that he should amuse himself by
looking out at the moving panorama of humanity, which the view from it of
the principal street presented. Thomas, however, steadily declined
profiting by the suggestion.
‘The farther I am from the window,’ he said, ‘the better, Brother
Francis, I shall be pleased. I have nothing in common with the one
prevalent idea of all those people who are passing in the street. Why
should I care to look at them?’
‘I hope I have nothing in common with the prevalent idea of a great many
of them, either,’ answered Goodchild, thinking of the sporting gentlemen
whom he had met in the course of his wanderings about Doncaster. ‘But,
surely, among all the people who are walking by the house, at this very
moment, you may find—’
‘Not one living creature,’ interposed Thomas, ‘who is not, in one way or
another, interested in horses, and who is not, in a greater or less
degree, an admirer of them. Now, I hold opinions in reference to these
particular members of the quadruped creation, which may lay claim (as I
believe) to the disastrous distinction of being unpartaken by any other
human being, civilised or savage, over the whole surface of the earth.
Taking the horse as an animal in the abstract, Francis, I cordially
despise him from every point of view.’
‘Thomas,’ said Goodchild, ‘confinement to the house has begun to affect
your biliary secretions. I shall go to the chemist’s and get you some
physic.’
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