The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
‘You shall have it in a minute,’ rejoined Thomas. ‘My second
instance’—(Goodchild groaned, and sat down again)—‘My second instance is
more appropriate to the present time and place, for it refers to a
race-horse. Two years ago an excellent friend of mine, who was desirous
of prevailing on me to take regular exercise, and who was well enough
acquainted with the weakness of my legs to expect no very active
compliance with his wishes on their part, offered to make me a present of
one of his horses. Hearing that the animal in question had started in
life on the turf, I declined accepting the gift with many thanks; adding,
by way of explanation, that I looked on a race-horse as a kind of
embodied hurricane, upon which no sane man of my character and habits
could be expected to seat himself. My friend replied that, however
appropriate my metaphor might be as applied to race-horses in general, it
was singularly unsuitable as applied to the particular horse which he
proposed to give me. From a foal upwards this remarkable animal had been
the idlest and most sluggish of his race. Whatever capacities for speed
he might possess he had kept so strictly to himself, that no amount of
training had ever brought them out. He had been found hopelessly slow as
a racer, and hopelessly lazy as a hunter, and was fit for nothing but a
quiet, easy life of it with an old gentleman or an invalid. When I heard
this account of the horse, I don’t mind confessing that my heart warmed
to him. Visions of Thomas Idle ambling serenely on the back of a steed
as lazy as himself, presenting to a restless world the soothing and
composite spectacle of a kind of sluggardly Centaur, too peaceable in his
habits to alarm anybody, swam attractively before my eyes. I went to
look at the horse in the stable. Nice fellow! he was fast asleep with a
kitten on his back. I saw him taken out for an airing by the groom. If
he had had trousers on his legs I should not have known them from my own,
so deliberately were they lifted up, so gently were they put down, so
slowly did they get over the ground. From that moment I gratefully
accepted my friend’s offer. I went home; the horse followed me—by a slow
train. Oh, Francis, how devoutly I believed in that horse I how
carefully I looked after all his little comforts! I had never gone the
length of hiring a man-servant to wait on myself; but I went to the
expense of hiring one to wait upon him. If I thought a little of myself
when I bought the softest saddle that could be had for money, I thought
also of my horse. When the man at the shop afterwards offered me spurs
and a whip, I turned from him with horror. When I sallied out for my
first ride, I went purposely unarmed with the means of hurrying my steed.
He proceeded at his own pace every step of the way; and when he stopped,
at last, and blew out both his sides with a heavy sigh, and turned his
sleepy head and looked behind him, I took him home again, as I might take
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