Dylks, Joseph C. -- Fiction; Frontier and pioneer life -- Ohio -- Fiction; Impostors and imposture -- Fiction
“Why, that man that came in while Elder Grove was snatchun' the brands
from the burnun', and snorted like a horse--But I _know_ Abel's tol'
you! It's just like one of your jokes, Squire Braile; ain't it, Mrs.
Braile?” Sally referred herself to one and the other.
“You won't get either of us to say, Sally,” Mrs. Braile let the Squire
answer for both. “You'd better go on. I couldn't hear too often about a
man that snorted like a horse, if Abel _did_ tell. What did the
horses hitched back of the tents think about it? Any of 'em try to shout
like a man?”
“Well, you may laugh, Squire Braile,” Sally said with a toss of her head
for the dignity she failed of. She slumped forward with a laugh, and when
she lifted her head she said through the victual that filled her mouth, “I
dunno what the horses thought, but the folks believe it was a apostle, or
somepin.”
“Who said so? Abel?” “Oh, pshaw! D'you suppose I b'lieve anythin' Abel
Reverdy says?” and this gave Reverdy a joy which she shared with him; he
tried to impart it to Mrs. Braile, impassively pouring him a third cup of
coffee. “I jes' met Mis' Leonard comun' up the crossroad, and she tol' me
she saw our claybank hitched here, and I s'picioned Abel was'nt fur off,
and that's why I stopped.”
The husband and wife looked across the table in feigned fear and threat
that gave them pleasure beyond speech.
“She didn't say it was your claybank that snorted?” the Squire gravely
inquired.
“Squire Braile, you surely will kill me,” and the husband joined the wife
in a shout of laughter. “Now I can't hardly git back to what she
_did_ say. But, I can tell you, it wasn't nawthun' to laugh at.
Plenty of 'em keeled over where they sot, and a lot bounced up and down
like it was a earthquake and pretty near all the women screamed. But he
stood there, straight as a ramrod, and never moved a eye-winker. She said
his face was somepin awful: just as solemn and still! He never spoke after
that one word 'Salvation,' but every once in a while he snorted. Nobody
seen him come in, or ever seen him before till he first snorted, and then
they didn't see anybody else. The preacher, he preached along, and tried
to act like as if nowthun' had happened, but it was no use; nobody didn't
hardly pay no attention to him 'ceptun' the stranger himself; he never
took his eyes off Elder Grove; some thought he was tryun' to charm him,
like a snake does a bird; but it didn't faze the elder.”
“Elder too old a bird?” the Squire suggested.
“Yes, I reckon he mought been,” Sally innocently assented.
“And when he gave the benediction, the snorter disappeared in a flash,
with a strong smell of brimstone, I suppose?”
“Why, that was the thing of it, Squire. He just stayed, and shuck hands
with everybody, pleasant as a basket of chips; and he went home with David
Gillespie. He was just as polite to the poorest person there, but it was
the big bugs that tuck the most to him.”
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