The Levellers: A Dialogue Between Two Young Ladies, Concerning Matrimony, Proposing an Act for Enforcing Marriage, for the Equality of Matches, and Taxing Single PersonsAnonymous
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The Levellers: A Dialogue Between Two Young Ladies, Concerning Matrimony, Proposing an Act for Enforcing Marriage, for the Equality of Matches, and Taxing Single Persons
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Supper being over, the old Man asks his Wife in the next Room, what Time
of Night it was; the old Woman replied, it was past Eight of the Clock;
at which, the old Man fell into a violent Passion, and scolded horribly
at his Wife, for not taking Notice how the Time went away. The Doctor,
hearing this Combustion, comes to know the Meaning of it: The old Man
tells him, he is undone for ever; he has kept Mrs. _Anne_ here so late
that she is locked out of Doors, her Family being always in Bed by Eight
of the Clock, and that, on this Account, the 'Squire will turn him out
of his Service, by which he got his Livelihood. The Doctor pacifies him,
by telling him, that, since this Thing must happen on his Account, he
nor his Wife should never want as long as he lived. Well, says the old
Man, Mr. Doctor, since you are such a charitable Man, I will put you in
a Way to do your Business at once; if you should apply yourself to the
'Squire, he will hardly be brought to Terms; for, though you have a good
Estate, yet I know the 'Squire will marry my Mistress to a young Man;
and seeing you have now a fair Opportunity, having the Night before you,
try to get her Consent, and take her away with you by Three or Four in
the Morning to some Parson of your Acquaintance, and marry her: My
Master will be soon reconciled, for he has no other Child to inherit his
Estate. A good Thought, says the Doctor, and I will try what can be done
in the Case.
You may be sure, Madam, now the Doctor attacks the Lady with all the
Fury imaginable; the Silence of the Night and Want of Sleep, as I have
heard those skilled in Love Affairs say, are great Advantages to an
invading Lover; these are the best Times in which to storm a Lady's
Fortress: This, I suppose, the Doctor well enough knew, and therefore
carried on the Siege with Vigour, and, before Three in the Morning, the
young Lady had capitulated, and surrendered upon Articles; which the
Doctor tells the old Man of with abundance of Pleasure, who, you may be
sure, bids the Doctor Joy: The Doctor desires the old Man to get him a
Pillion, which, indeed, the old Man had before provided; and away goes
the Doctor and his Lady, and were that Day married.
The Doctor did not stay long at the Place of Marriage, but privately
returns to his own House, where he acquainted some of his Friends of his
Enterprise, who highly applauded his Ingenuity; but he enjoined them all
to Secrecy for some Time. The Doctor daily expected a Hue and Cry after
Mrs. _Anne_; but, hearing nothing of it, he concluded the Servants had
some how or other concealed the Story from her Father; but his Friends
advised him by all Means to go to the Justice, and acquaint him with
what he had done with his Daughter, and beg his Pardon for so doing, as
a Means of Reconciliation.
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