The Library Magazine of Select Foreign Literature: All volumes — John Shaqi
The Library Magazine of Select Foreign Literature: All volumesVarious
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The Library Magazine of Select Foreign Literature: All volumes
Various
Periodicals
An equally good story is told of his management at Worcester. For his
benefit he had announced a grand display of fireworks! No greater proof of
the gullibility of the British public could be adduced than their
swallowing such an announcement. The theatre was so small that such an
exhibition was practically impossible. A little before the night Elliston
called upon the landlord of the property, and in the course of
conversation hinted at the danger of such a display, as though the idea
had just struck him; the landlord took alarm, and, as Elliston had
anticipated, forbade it. Nevertheless the announcements remained on the
walls, and on the night the theatre was crowded. The performance proceeded
without any notice being taken by the management of the fireworks, until
murmurs swelled into clamour and loud cries. Then with his usual kingly
air, Elliston came forward and bowed. He had made, he said, the most
elaborate preparation for a magnificent pyrotechnic display; he had left
nothing undone, but at the last moment came the terrible reflection, would
it not be dangerous? Would there not be collected within the walls of the
theatre a number of lovely young tender girls, of respectable matrons, to
do him honour? What if the house should catch fire--the panic, the
struggle for life--ah, he shuddered at the thought! Then, too, he thought
of the property of that worthiest of men, the landlord--he rushed to
consult him--and he now called upon him--there he was, seated in the stage
box--to publicly state, for the satisfaction of the distinguished audience
he saw before him, that he had forbidden the performance from
considerations of safety. The landlord, a very nervous man, shrank to the
back of his box, scared by every eye in the house being fixed upon him;
but the audience, thankful for the terrible danger they had escaped, burst
into thunders of applause.
The stories are endless of the shifts and swindles to which country
managers, at their wits' end, have had to resort to attract a sluggish
public. How great singers have been advertised that never heard of such an
engagement, and even forged telegrams read to an expectant audience, to
account for their non-appearance. How prizes have been distributed on
benefit nights--to people who gave them back again. How audiences, the
victims of some false announcement, have been left waiting patiently for
the performance to commence, while the manager was on his way to another
town with their money in his pocket. But there is a great sameness about
such stories, and one or two are a specimen of all.
H. BARTON BAKER, _in Belgravia_.
I.--WINTER-MORN IN THE COUNTRY.
The Sabbath of all Nature! Stillness reigns
For snow has fallen, and all the land is white.
The cottage-roofs slant grey against the light,
And grey the sky, nor cloud nor blue obtains.
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