I told her I was going to Court, and entreated her again to let me have
something to eat. She then made me sit down on a broken stool, before a
stone table, on which she laid a napkin, which looked as if it had but
newly cleaned the oven. On this she placed, for a saltcellar, the
bottom of a broken earthen pot, and some water in a vessel of the same
ware, out of which her fowls generally drank, together with a coarse
piece of cake, as black as the before-mentioned table cloth. After
making me wait about a quarter of an hour longer, she served up, on a
filthy platter, an omelet, or what might more properly have been termed
an egg poultice. The omelet, plate, bread, drinking-pot, saltcellar,
salt, napkin, and hostess, appeared to be precisely of the same colour.
My stomach ought to have revolted against such disgusting appearances;
but, independent of my being a young traveller, I had fasted so long,
that my bowels reproached me most violently with their unkind usage; so
that notwithstanding the uncleanly arrangements on the table, and the
bad seasoning of the eggs, I attacked the omelet as hogs do acorns. I
felt, indeed, something grate between my teeth, which ought to have
made me suspect that all was not right, but I took no notice of it; but
when I had got to the few last mouthfuls, I could not help thinking that
this omelet had not exactly the same taste as those I had eaten at my
mother’s house; but this I good-naturedly attributed to the difference
of the country, imagining that eggs were not in all places equally good,
as if I had been five hundred leagues from home. After I had demolished
this excellent dish, I felt myself so much better than I was before,
that I was more than usually happy in having got so good a meal; so true
is it, that _hunger is the best sauce_.
I did not so soon get through the bread, it being so bad that I was
obliged to eat slowly, or I should certainly have choaked myself with
it. I began with the crust and ended with the crumb, which indeed, was
so little baked that it was little better than dough; notwithstanding
which, however, I played my part very creditably, but not without the
assistance of the wine, which was delicious. I rose from table as soon
as I had finished my dinner, paid my hostess, and set forward on my
journey again in good spirits. My feet, which before were scarce able to
bear me, seemed now to have completely regained their former activity.
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