the table in the place of the two silver ones, which I carried off under
my cloak after having extinguished them. I then ran as fast as my legs
would carry me to our captain, who was the receiver-general of our
stolen goods, a very grave personage, and who passed in the city as a
very honest man. He acted both as a protector and a lawyer towards us
when we happened to be caught in a trap: and out of gratitude we gave
him a fifth part of the produce of all the thefts we committed.
“Another time I performed a still more desperate trick. I happened to be
passing one morning before a house which appeared to be the residence of
some man of opulence, and which turned out afterwards to be really the
case. The door being open I walked in. I entered two or three rooms on
the same floor, without meeting any one, and I perceived, on the table
of the last, a complete new lady’s dress of the finest velvet. I
deposited this without ceremony under my cloak, and in two jumps was in
the hall again; but unfortunately I found the master of the house at the
door, who seeing me come out with a large parcel under my arm, stopped
me short, and enquired in a voice of thunder what I had got under my
cloak. Most people in my situation would have been quite confounded; but
I, on the contrary, without being in the least at a nonplus, answered
him immediately, that it was his lady’s velvet robe which I was carrying
home in order to set the collar to rights and alter one of the sleeves.
So much the better, replied he, but you must bring it back as soon as
possible, for my wife will want it this afternoon, to visit a lady of
quality of her acquaintance. I assured him that I would not fail, and
thus saying, shot from him as swift as a roebuck.
“This adventure soon spread itself in the town; and even the next day I
heard that the gentleman, after having spoken to me, immediately entered
his house, where he heard his wife and two or three of the servants
making as much noise as if they were in a tavern; that the mistress was
crying out most vehemently: where is my velvet robe? it was here not one
minute ago: you shall pay me for it:----that the servants having seen
no one either enter or leave the house, protested that it must have
been the devil who had carried it off; and that at last the husband
quieted this uproar, by telling them what had really become of it. I was
given to understand also, that the officers of justice had been informed
of it; that my person had been very accurately described to them, and
they were actually every where in search for me, the gentleman whom I
had robbed being himself a notary. During all this time, my booty was in
safety at our protector’s house, where the whole company laughed
heartily at their fruitless exertions to find me. Nevertheless this
trick, which I played with as much good luck as dexterity, had
consequences which do not occupy a very agreeable place in my memory.
Thus it happened:
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