The Life and Death of Doctor Faustus Made into a Farce — John Shaqi
The Life and Death of Doctor Faustus Made into a FarceMarlowe, Christopher
General
The Life and Death of Doctor Faustus Made into a Farce
Marlowe, Christopher
Faust, -approximately 1540 -- Drama
_Scar._ Why I never said my Prayers in all my Life, but once; and that
was when my damn'd Wife was sick, that she might dye: My Ears are as
deaf to good Council, as _French_ Dragoons are to Mercy. And my
Conscience wants as much sweeping as a Cook's Chimny. And I have as many
Sins to answer for as a Church-warden, or an Overseer of the Poor.
_Faust._ Why, the Devil loves Sinners at his Heart.
_Scar._ Does he so?
_Faust._ He hates none, but the Vertuous, and the Godly. Such as Fast,
and go to Church, and give Alms-deeds.
_Scar._ I never saw a Church in my Life, thank God, (I mean the Devil;)
and for Fasting, it was always my Abomination; and for Alms, I never
gave any Thing in my Life, but the Itch once to a Pawn-broker. Therefore
I hope he may Love me.
_Faust._ And he shall Love thee; I'll bring thee acquainted with him.
_Scar._ Acquainted with the Devil?
_Faust._ Ay; _Tanto metropontis Acherontis_.
_Scar._ Oh, oh, oh.
_Faust._ Fear nothing _Mephostopholis_, be visible.
[Scaramouche _sinks behind the Doctor, and peeps his Head out behind the
Slip of his Gown._ _A Devil rises in Thunder and Lightning._
I charge thee to be gon, and change thy Shape; thou art too ugly to
attend on me. I find there's Virtue in my Charm; Come, rise up, Fool,
the Devil's gon.
[_The Devil sinks._
_Scar._ The Devil go with him.
_Faust._ Fear nothing, I command the Devil. If thou wilt leave thy
Chimny-sweeping Trade, and live with me, thou shalt have Meat and Drink
in Plenty; and 40 Crowns a Year shall be thy Wages; I'll make thee
Learned in the black Art.
_Scar._ I am a Student in that already: But let me consider, Good Meat
and Drink, and 40 Crowns a Year. Then I'll change my black Art for
yours.
_Faust._ There's Earnest, thou art now my Servant; dispose of thy Brooms
and Poles, they'll be useless to thee here; take this Key, go into my
Study, and clean; take all the Books you find scatter'd about, and range
'em orderly upon the Shelves.
_Scar._ Happy _Scaramouche_, now may'st thou Swear, Lye, Steal, Drink
and Whore; for thy Master is the Devil's Master, and thou in time may'st
master 'em both.
[_Exit_ Scaram.
_Enter_ Mephostopholis.
_Meph._ Now, _Faustus_, what wouldst thou have with me?
_Faust._ I charge thee wait upon me whilst I live,
And do what-ever _Faustus_ shall command.
_Meph._ Ay _Faustus_, so I will, if thou wilt purchase me of _Lucifer_.
_Faust._ What says _Lucifer_, thy Lord?
_Meph._ That I shall Wait on _Faustus_ whilst he Lives,
So thou wilt buy my Service with thy Blood.
_Faust._ Already _Faustus_ has hazarded that for thee.
_Meph._ Ay, but thou must bequeath it solemnly,
And write a Deed of Gift with it;
For that Security craves _Lucifer_.
If thou deny it, I must back to Hell.
_Bad Ang._ But _Faustus_, if I shall have thy Soul,
I'll be thy Slave, and worship thy Commands,
And give thee more than thou hast Will of.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account