The Life and Death of Doctor Faustus Made into a FarceMarlowe, Christopher
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The Life and Death of Doctor Faustus Made into a Farce
Marlowe, Christopher
Faust, -approximately 1540 -- Drama
_Faust._ Then let me have a Wife.
Faustus _waves his Wand, and a Woman Devil rises: Fire-works about
whirles round, and sinks_.
_Faust._ What sight is this?
_Meph._ Now, _Faustus_ wilt thou have a Wife?
_Faust._ Here's a hot Whore indeed, I'll have no Wife.
_Meph._ Marriage is but a Ceremonial Toy;
I'll cull thee out the fairest Curtezans,
And bring 'em every Morning to thy Bed:
She whom thy Eye shall like, thy Heart shall have.
_Faust._ Then, _Mephostopholis_, let me behold the Famous _Hellen_, who
was the Occasion of great _Troys'_ Destruction.
_Meph._ _Faustus_, thou shalt. [_Waves his Wand, enters._
_Faust._ O _Mephostopholis_! what would I give to gain a Kiss from off
those lovely Lips.
_Meph._ _Faustus_, thou may'st. [_He kisses her._
_Faust._ My Soul is fled; come _Hellen_, come, give me my Soul again;
she's gon. [_He goes to kiss her again, and she sinks._
_Meph._ Women are shy you know at the first Sight; but come, _Faustus_,
command me somewhat else.
_Faust._ Then tell me, is Hell so terrible as Church-men write it.
_Meph._ No, _Faustus_ 'tis Glorious as the upper World; but that we have
Night and Day, as you have here: Above there's no Night.
_Faust._ Why sighs my _Mephostopholis_, I think Hell's a meer Fable.
_Meph._ Ay, think so still.
_Faust._ Tell me who made the World?
_Meph._ I will not.
_Faust._ Sweet _Mephos._
_Meph._ Move me no further.
_Faust._ Villain, have I not bound thee to tell me any Thing.
_Meph._ That's not against our Kingdom, this is: Thou art
Lost; think thou of Hell.
_Faust._ Think, _Faustus_, upon him that made the World.
_Meph._ Remember this. [_Sinks._
_Faust._ Ay, go accursed Spirit to ugly Hell,
'Tis thou hast damn'd distressed _Faustus_ Soul:
I will Repent: Ha! [_Goes to his Books._
This Bible's fast, but here's another:
[_They both fly out of's Hand, and a flaming Thing appears written_, &c.
Is't not too late? [_Ring. Good and bad descend._
_Bad An._ Too late.
_Good An._ Never too late, if _Faustus_ will repent.
_Bad An._ _Faustus_, behold, behold thy Deed; if thou repent
Devils will tear thee in Pieces.
_Good An._ Repent, and they shall never raze thy Skin.
[_Scene shuts, Ang. ascends._
_Scene changes to the Street._ _Enter_ Harlequin.
_Harl._ This must be Mr. Doctor's House; I'll make bold to knock: My
Heart fails me already.
[Harlequin _opens the Door, peeps about, and shuts it_.
I begin to tremble at the Thoughts of seeing the Devil.
[_Knocks again._
Here's a great Resort of Devils, the very Doors smell of
Brimstone: I'll e'en back----No: I'll be a Man of Resolution:
But if Mr. Doctor should send a Familiar to open the
Door, in what language should I speak to the Devil? [_Knocks._
_Enter_ Scaramouche.
_Scar. peeping._ This is some malicious Spirit, that will not let me
alone at my Study; but I'll go in, and conn my Book. [_Exit._
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