The Life and Experiences of an Ex-Convict in Port MacquarieWoomera
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The Life and Experiences of an Ex-Convict in Port Macquarie
Woomera
Penal colonies -- Australia -- New South Wales; Prisoners -- Australia -- New South Wales -- Biography; Woomera, 1817-1900
This constable quarrelled with one of the publicans, and brought a
stool opposite the hotel, where, on Sundays, he used to sit with some
other constables and watch that men got no drink. I and some others
arranged to get into the hotel yard, and I came out the front with a
bottle of water under my coat. Then, as soon as he saw me, up he got
off his stool and gave chase. I went once round the block, and then,
coming to a crowd, let him catch up to me. He grabbed the bottle, and
found it was only water; then he started to perform. "By G--!" he said,
"I'll bring you to court to-morrow, I will, you d----d scoundrel,"
gasping for breath all the time, after the run I had given him.
Another Sunday a man came out of an hotel, and this constable went up
to him and said: "You've been drinking, haven't you?"
"No," he answered.
"Let me smell your breath," he continued.
The constable went to smell his breath, and the man spat in his face,
exclaiming, "There, you can smell that, and taste it too!"
He came on a group of cripples once, gambling in the Old Stockade, and
proceeded to lock them up. This was a great sight. There were wooden
legs, crutches, sticks and fists flying in all directions. At last,
however, he got help, and they were taken away and locked up, brought
to court the next day and punished for their fun. Some got six months
in irons, others received fifty lashes; but little did they care so
long as he got knocked about, for everybody disliked him.
As well as being constable, he was bailiff in connection with the
Small Debts Court, and if he got a chance, people were put to as
much trouble as possible. A woman whom he had treated harshly in this
way one day went up and threw a dipper of hot water on him, for which
offence she was imprisoned a week, but he did not have the satisfaction
of selling any of her furniture, as friends came to the rescue and paid
the debt.
At the first general election in 1843, a large cask of ale was
deposited on the main street of the Settlement, and anyone who wished
could go and have a few drinks. The pilot's crew got on the spree and
attacked the cripples, and it took this constable all his time to look
after them. Two boys also started to fight, and he proceeded to lock
them up, but the crowd took their part and prevented him. Some got
fifty lashes, and others twelve months in irons, while three men were
fined for not assisting the police. As usual, the crutch and stick were
freely used. The pilot afterwards brought his men to court, and some of
them got a week in the cells for abuse. Most of the men, however, would
rather have had "50" than go to the cells, which were infested with
vermin.
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