The Life and Experiences of an Ex-Convict in Port MacquarieWoomera
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The Life and Experiences of an Ex-Convict in Port Macquarie
Woomera
Penal colonies -- Australia -- New South Wales; Prisoners -- Australia -- New South Wales -- Biography; Woomera, 1817-1900
On a Sunday, about this time, a ship arrived at the Settlement with
a number of Government girls on board, who were all as drunk as they
could be, and this constable, as usual, was down to see them land. The
first thing they did, when landed, was to catch hold of him by the two
shoulders and legs, and throw him into the sea. They treated Lankey,
the flogger, in a similar manner, and if it had not been for the
interference of the onlookers, they would probably have drowned both of
them, for they were looked upon as the greatest ruffians of girls that
had yet landed in the Settlement. After considerable trouble all were
safely landed in the lock-up, and if there was fun on Sunday, there was
still more on Monday, when they were brought before the Bench. Here
they swore like troopers, and called the magistrates everything they
could think of; but this did no good, for they got 12 months more added
to their sentence. One of them, when leaving the court, hit a bystander
across the mouth with her shoe, and for this she received still another
12 months. Imprisonment, however, only made them worse and shortly
afterwards they were sent back to Sydney. The captain of the ship which
brought these women was fined £20 for allowing them to have drink, and
he also lost his certificate.
This constable had one good point, and it was that he would neither
take tip nor drink from anyone, and if he told a man he would have him,
that man had to look out or he was run in. Eventually his services as
constable were dispensed with, and he afterwards opened an hotel. The
case was altered now, for the men on whom he had been so severe used
to go and 'stick up' drinks, and never pay for them. Any of the men
who could get into his books only grinned at him, and told him to go
to a warmer climate when asked for payment. "You cannot put us in the
lock-up as you could once, you old brute; it is our turn now. Neither
can you stop us and smell our breath, for we have smelt yours," they
used to tell him. "Let us have a couple more drinks, and then we will
pay you for the whole lot," and so on.
Tom ---- got five gallons of beer out of him, and tendered him a "joey"
in payment for it. He found out after Tom had gone, and went after him.
Tom only laughed and told him to go up to Mr. So and So, and he would
get the cash, but he never got it.
Everybody took a delight in swindling him; they did not forget the
times when he dragged them before the court and had them flogged, just
to show the P.M. what a strict man he was.
One night he was having a snooze in his easy chair on the verandah of
the hotel, when a man who knew him well, from a flogging point of
view, got some pepper and put it under his nose, and the noise he made
sneezing was nearly as good as a brass band.
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