“God’s blessing,” said _Sancho Pança_, “be upon the man who first
invented this self-same thing called sleep—it covers a man all over
like a cloak.”
Now there is more to me in this, and it speaks warmer to my heart and
affections, than all the dissertations squeez’d out of the heads of the
learned together upon the subject.
—Not that I altogether disapprove of what _Montaigne_ advances upon
it—’tis admirable in its way—(I quote by memory.)
The world enjoys other pleasures, says he, as they do that of sleep,
without tasting or feeling it as it slips and passes by.—We should
study and ruminate upon it, in order to render proper thanks to him who
grants it to us.—For this end I cause myself to be disturbed in my
sleep, that I may the better and more sensibly relish it.——And yet I
see few, says he again, who live with less sleep, when need requires;
my body is capable of a firm, but not of a violent and sudden
agitation—I evade of late all violent exercises——I am never weary with
walking——but from my youth, I never looked to ride upon pavements. I
love to lie hard and alone, and even without my wife——This last word
may stagger the faith of the world——but remember, “La Vraisemblance’
(as _Bayle_ says in the affair of _Liceti_) ’est pas toujours du Côté
de la Verité.” And so much for sleep.
C H A P. LI
IF my wife will but venture him—brother _Toby, Trismegistus_ shall be
dress’d and brought down to us, whilst you and I are getting our
breakfasts together.——
——Go, tell _Susannah, Obadiah_, to step here.
She is run up stairs, answered _Obadiah_, this very instant, sobbing
and crying, and wringing her hands as if her heart would break.
We shall have a rare month of it, said my father, turning his head from
_Obadiah_, and looking wistfully in my uncle _Toby_’s face for some
time—we shall have a devilish month of it, brother _Toby_, said my
father, setting his arms a’kimbo, and shaking his head; fire, water,
women, wind—brother _Toby_!—’Tis some misfortune, quoth my uncle
_Toby_.——That it is, cried my father—to have so many jarring elements
breaking loose, and riding triumph in every corner of a gentleman’s
house—Little boots it to the peace of a family, brother _Toby_, that
you and I possess ourselves, and sit here silent and unmoved——whilst
such a storm is whistling over our heads.——
And what’s the matter, _Susannah?_ They have called the child
_Tristram_——and my mistress is just got out of an hysterick fit about
it——No!——’tis not my fault, said _Susannah_—I told him it was
_Tristram-gistus._
——Make tea for yourself, brother _Toby_, said my father, taking down
his hat——but how different from the sallies and agitations of voice and
members which a common reader would imagine!
—For he spake in the sweetest modulation—and took down his hat with the
genteelest movement of limbs, that ever affliction harmonized and
attuned together.
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